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Wells it

1. To assume something, and present it as fact.
2. To take an asinine comment, presumption or drunken declaration and automatically present it as fact.

Based on the legitimacy and presentation of Ted Wells Deflategate Report
Ex. Someone says that Lincoln may have been a Jedi ---becomes---Lincoln was a Jedi.

In converstion: "I'm gonna go ahead and Wells It and say Lincoln Was a Jedi."
by VS617 May 14, 2015
mugGet the Wells itmug.

Well shit.

"Well shit" is a casual way to show frustration or disappointment when things go wrong. It's like saying, "Oh no!" or "Damn it!"
Friend: Guys, I just heard that Craig died in a car accident. *surprised murmurs*
Friend 2: Well shit.
by SuperAssShitter November 6, 2023
mugGet the Well shit.mug.
will be well in the end. Ground and invest in small indulgences as evening setsuvilida
will be well in the end. Ground and invest in small indulgences as evening setsuvilida
by ExeeloguiexE April 16, 2025
mugGet the will be well in the end. Ground and invest in small indulgences as evening setsuvilidamug.

Believe well

Believe well, friend, it was nice seeing you...
by Zed Numar July 14, 2021
mugGet the Believe wellmug.

Well in with

have a good relationship with (someone in a position of influence or authority).
you're well in with O'Brien aren't you?
by Arminkshipper July 14, 2024
mugGet the Well in withmug.
Oh yeah! Look at that! That was a pretty quick 180! Pretty spry for an older gal! But what if you antagonized him into it? What if you antagonized him into doing the child murder, Megyn? Then what? Would you be liable then? Is it a hard-line on "buying him a gun?" Or would that apply too? I mean, I'm not a sycophant or anything but I think antagonizing the guy into doing the child murder is kind of "buying him a gun" adjacent, don't you think?
A shit-head "Well, I don't know, I mean... Maybe if you bought him a gun..."

Hym "What about antagonizing the child murder into doing the child murder? I don't know, I mean, maybe follow him around for years... Mirror the delusions of reference that are commonly associated with schizophrenia, except, deliberately... When he presses you on it you just double down and keep doing it... Is THAT equivalent, Megyn Kelly? Is that kind of like buying the guy a gun or is that not as bad? Are you liable then?"
by Hym Iam February 26, 2024
mugGet the Well, I don't know, I mean... Maybe if you bought him a gun...mug.

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