1. To assume something, and present it as fact.
2. To take an asinine comment, presumption or drunken declaration and automatically present it as fact.
Based on the legitimacy and presentation of Ted Wells Deflategate Report
2. To take an asinine comment, presumption or drunken declaration and automatically present it as fact.
Based on the legitimacy and presentation of Ted Wells Deflategate Report
Ex. Someone says that Lincoln may have been a Jedi ---becomes---Lincoln was a Jedi.
In converstion: "I'm gonna go ahead and Wells It and say Lincoln Was a Jedi."
In converstion: "I'm gonna go ahead and Wells It and say Lincoln Was a Jedi."
by VS617 May 14, 2015

"Well shit" is a casual way to show frustration or disappointment when things go wrong. It's like saying, "Oh no!" or "Damn it!"
Friend: Guys, I just heard that Craig died in a car accident. *surprised murmurs*
Friend 2: Well shit.
Friend 2: Well shit.
by SuperAssShitter November 6, 2023

by ExeeloguiexE April 16, 2025

by Zed Numar July 14, 2021

by Arminkshipper July 14, 2024

Oh yeah! Look at that! That was a pretty quick 180! Pretty spry for an older gal! But what if you antagonized him into it? What if you antagonized him into doing the child murder, Megyn? Then what? Would you be liable then? Is it a hard-line on "buying him a gun?" Or would that apply too? I mean, I'm not a sycophant or anything but I think antagonizing the guy into doing the child murder is kind of "buying him a gun" adjacent, don't you think?
A shit-head "Well, I don't know, I mean... Maybe if you bought him a gun..."
Hym "What about antagonizing the child murder into doing the child murder? I don't know, I mean, maybe follow him around for years... Mirror the delusions of reference that are commonly associated with schizophrenia, except, deliberately... When he presses you on it you just double down and keep doing it... Is THAT equivalent, Megyn Kelly? Is that kind of like buying the guy a gun or is that not as bad? Are you liable then?"
Hym "What about antagonizing the child murder into doing the child murder? I don't know, I mean, maybe follow him around for years... Mirror the delusions of reference that are commonly associated with schizophrenia, except, deliberately... When he presses you on it you just double down and keep doing it... Is THAT equivalent, Megyn Kelly? Is that kind of like buying the guy a gun or is that not as bad? Are you liable then?"
by Hym Iam February 26, 2024
