ninja counter-strike

a hare-brained, living underwater-type adventure planned, usually, by a scatterbrain and that's doomed to fail from the start

if you're a scatterbrain and know it, don't plan a ninja counter-strike on your own

by Sexydimma January 12, 2017

ninja mark

He is a swift and agile ninja who is also cool, hot, and awesome.

Dayum ninja Mark! You are so cool and awesome.

by GummyPhysics January 13, 2017

ninja checkout

A ninja checkout is when you check out of a hotel but don't actually leave the room and bank on the delay between the checkout and the maids coming to clean.

Cody did a ninja checkout so we could finish packing up.

by DankChineseCartoons June 4, 2017

Ninja Dicking

Whe your are accused of have sex with someone you didnt. You were so good and slick that you didnt even know you had sex with her.

"I didnt have sex with her!"

" must be that ninja dicking."

by Mr. Lunch box June 26, 2017

Ninja Dart

When you dress up as a ninja run into a room unseen ejaculate on someone and leave unseen

I can't wait to ninja dart that bitch tonight.

by Mudmanjr June 12, 2018

Ninja Dart

When enter a room unseen, occupied by 3 or more people, and ejaculate on someone then leave with out being seen.

I can't wait to ninja dart that bitch tonight!

by Mudmanjr June 12, 2018

ninja bread

Ninja Bread, a small group of friends in a school classroom. It is usually has 3-5 group members who are kind and funny. They have meetings outside to discuss what they are going to do as a team.

Look at that group of friends!
Yeah, that’s the Ninja Bread!

by Starboy/Matthew Ferguson July 3, 2018