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Myspace Mop

A hairstyle common in the 2000’s til about 2012. It was customary for Gen Y kids To showcase their Millenial Misery with a profile pic on Myspace with side swoop bangs. This hairstyle’s exaggerated part would cause the elder emo’s hair to nearly cover both or at least one of their eyes. It was also customary for the Myspace Mop to be utterly fried with a hair straightener and dyed unnaturally, either with overly saturated colors or horizontal stripes.
I’ve been feeling nostalgic lately and decided I hate my center part hair. I want to go back to my Myspace Mop days and change my profile song to Story of the Year or The Maine’s latest release. Simpler Times.
by niko5 May 4, 2022
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myspace

A magical bubble which is invisible. You are always in it where ever you go. When you feel uncomfortable it's because some thing is making the 'myspace' bubble make strange shapes.
David: "Wow! Man!"
Dave: "What?"
David: "Get out of myspace!"
by MEGAZOR January 4, 2010
mugGet the myspacemug.

MYSPACE

the website that tom made for friends to talk to
myspace is a website fdsaqwr
by DARJELLO June 11, 2008
mugGet the MYSPACEmug.

Myspace magnet

Some one who spands to much time on Myspace
Hay Cat get off Myspace you myspace magnet.
by Erick Shun N.J. August 21, 2009
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MySpaced it

Turning a potentially successful business into shit because the owner sold out to advertisers.
Did you hear about Digg? They totally MySpaced it.
by A3DFXx June 21, 2012
mugGet the MySpaced itmug.

myspace

A place where people use as much profanity as possible, try to look tough, and where girls are actually allowed to make themselves look like sluts without getting into a shitload of trouble from their idiot parents
HAI GAIZ CMMNT MII PICCHUR PLZZ BCZ I DWNLOADED THM AL OF GOOGLE AND UPLODED DEM TO MYSPACE CUZ I'M ACCULY A PRIK HOO CNT SPEL 4 SHEET
by socksandspoons October 16, 2009
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myspace

The only site on the internet that attracts so much drama in one teeny tiny site!
Most ppl get one to communicate wit frens family etc. But get more then what they bargained for
But its still amazing!<3
I blocked some stalker on myspace yesturday, he said he was in my closet!
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