A hairstyle common in the 2000’s til about 2012. It was customary for Gen Y kids To showcase their Millenial Misery with a profile pic on Myspace with side swoop bangs. This hairstyle’s exaggerated part would cause the elder emo’s hair to nearly cover both or at least one of their eyes. It was also customary for the Myspace Mop to be utterly fried with a hair straightener and dyed unnaturally, either with overly saturated colors or horizontal stripes.
I’ve been feeling nostalgic lately and decided I hate my center part hair. I want to go back to my Myspace Mop days and change my profile song to Story of the Year or The Maine’s latest release. Simpler Times.
by niko5 May 04, 2022
Myspace is a website for rich upper class scenester bitches who really have no idea about what real life is like. Started out as a good idea for ADULTS. Then ruined by teen america.
by Steve N July 24, 2008
A self taken picture, commonly used as Myspace or Facebook profile pictures. The picture is usually taken at an angle by the user, using a digital camera or cell phone camera. Can also be taken pointing the camera at a mirror.
by nfazer February 11, 2010
Someone that hacks into or comments on other peoples profiles to engage in searching, flirting, or insulting someone who is not their friend just so you will see their comments/messages
Dude 1: Yo whose that girl that commented on Mikes page about you
Dude 2: I dunno she's just some myspace hack
Dude 2: I dunno she's just some myspace hack
by happycracker July 10, 2009
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by That fat ass hoe December 18, 2013