Myspace Mop

A hairstyle common in the 2000’s til about 2012. It was customary for Gen Y kids To showcase their Millenial Misery with a profile pic on Myspace with side swoop bangs. This hairstyle’s exaggerated part would cause the elder emo’s hair to nearly cover both or at least one of their eyes. It was also customary for the Myspace Mop to be utterly fried with a hair straightener and dyed unnaturally, either with overly saturated colors or horizontal stripes.

I’ve been feeling nostalgic lately and decided I hate my center part hair. I want to go back to my Myspace Mop days and change my profile song to Story of the Year or The Maine’s latest release. Simpler Times.

by niko5 May 4, 2022

myspace

A social media website

A: Hey did have you been on MySpace yet?
B: No?
A: Well it's an old social media website that people use to love back then!
B: Ugh Social Media
A: You're On Social Media Right Now -_-
B: Oh, Then Lets Check MySpace Out!

by DarkStar1108 March 27, 2018

Myspace whore

Myspace whores are people who go to massive friend gathering sites and add random people who have around 1500 friends that do the same thing. These people will they post alot of bulletins and comments saying to add another myspace whore. Many of them are on every waking moment and never post REAL comments or anything like that. They post most of them with links to other myspace whores profiles.

Comment:

Heyyy

Wat's up?
Add these people for me

please? Link here ---> *Link here*

Bulletin:
Add Kenzie
She's soooo cutee. and she's a myspace whore like me!
She pc4pcs and talks to you!

*Pic here*

by MidnightBeast April 3, 2010

MYSPACE

the website that tom made for friends to talk to

myspace is a website fdsaqwr

by DARJELLO June 11, 2008

myspace

A magical bubble which is invisible. You are always in it where ever you go. When you feel uncomfortable it's because some thing is making the 'myspace' bubble make strange shapes.

David: "Wow! Man!"
Dave: "What?"
David: "Get out of myspace!"

by MEGAZOR January 4, 2010

MySpaced it

Turning a potentially successful business into shit because the owner sold out to advertisers.

Did you hear about Digg? They totally MySpaced it.

by A3DFXx June 21, 2012

Myspace magnet

Some one who spands to much time on Myspace

Hay Cat get off Myspace you myspace magnet.

by Erick Shun N.J. August 21, 2009