though sounding like a derogatory name for a lesbian, carpet mouth is the feeling of intense dryness in the mouth, following the consuming of marijuana
possibly australian, not sure, i’m high
possibly australian, not sure, i’m high
by tooth.stew April 20, 2023
Get the Carpet mouthmug. I don't need no body wave, why the fuck would I pay y'all?
All these bitches gettin' slayed, they pull up to donate mouth
All these bitches gettin' slayed, they pull up to donate mouth
by shelovemarcus June 3, 2023
Get the donate mouthmug. Running your mouth to your boss about stuff your friends tell you. Having to tell all secrets
Ernie loves to tell real and fake rumors to everyone.
Ernie loves to tell real and fake rumors to everyone.
He had diarrhea of the mouth. Ernie loves to research everyone and tell everyone about there lives because he has diarrhea of the mouth. He can not help but save everything because he loves to use it when he has a very severe case of diarrhea
by Biglove2 December 9, 2020
Get the Diarrhea of the mouthmug. by The Chaster March 21, 2019
Get the Puppy Mouthmug. the condition of having an unhygienic mouth due to using your mouth to clean or pleasure ones own or other's lower regions (Down Under). Generally the Down Under Region would refer to feet or genitals or the floor. For a more specific phrase related to post-Cunnilingus mouth effect see: 'Mariana Trench mouth'
"Brush your teeth before you kiss me; you have Australia mouth." or "I'd like to give Margot Robbie Australia mouth."
by Willikin November 1, 2017
Get the Australia mouthmug. by Dill54 May 8, 2019
Get the Mouth Stewmug. This can only happen when two best friends are giving blowjobs simultaneously. While performing they are told to look up and they are surprised to see each other.....
Dexter: Carol is going to be giving me skull at 7:30 tonight. BFF mouthful?
Josh: Yeah Sheryl will be home by 5. I can make sure she's blowing me at 7:30.
Dexter: Ok perfect. I'll send you the facetime invite at 7:32. Just accept the call immediately and point the phone at her. I'll make sure to do the same.
Josh: This is going to be especially funny because Carol and Sheryl are best friends.
Josh: Yeah Sheryl will be home by 5. I can make sure she's blowing me at 7:30.
Dexter: Ok perfect. I'll send you the facetime invite at 7:32. Just accept the call immediately and point the phone at her. I'll make sure to do the same.
Josh: This is going to be especially funny because Carol and Sheryl are best friends.
by buttholehead February 28, 2023
Get the BFF Mouthfulmug.