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braiding the mouse

Oral sex euphemism for someone with long pubic hair
After I was done braiding the mouse I had the short and curlies in my denties for hours
by GristleMittens March 5, 2025
mugGet the braiding the mousemug.

Mickey Mouse Club

It's bad enough to get accepted into the Mickey Mouse Club, but what kind of kid wanted to get in to the Mickey Mouse Club and got rejected?
Kid hoping to get in the Mickey Mouse Club- Fuck the Mickey Mouse Club, they wouldn't let me in.
Other kid- I've never heard you talk like that before today, the day the Mickey Mouse Club wouldn't accept you. Don't give up though, the Goofy Academy might still have room for one more.
by Solid Mantis January 24, 2021
mugGet the Mickey Mouse Clubmug.

fried mouse poo

by Debskelly1985 May 19, 2023
mugGet the fried mouse poomug.

poorer than a country mouse

Someone approaches you in the street for a donation of some sort...
response: sorry I am poorer than a country mouse. it get the message across.
by The Original Country Mouse March 23, 2011
mugGet the poorer than a country mousemug.

mouse

"Now, are we men or are we mice?"
"I'd actually prefer to be a mouse, but that's just my opinion."
"You were supposed to say men, you halfwit-"
by finn for the win July 27, 2018
mugGet the mousemug.

MOUSE

A name given to only worthy individuals. Usually a cute name as a child but when they become adults, they are loyal and very transparent. Mouse is the person you can count on if you need support, attention or someone to defend you. Mouse is a very funny person. People always want to be around them because they laugh non stop!

Mouse is very intelligent — not only in a book smart sense but they are 1000% street smart. Mouse can read a room and they will never let people suffer. If you piss this person off, get away. If they stop interacting with you, just know you f’d up.
Mouse is awesome, I can always count on them to keep it 100 with me!
by Master Rodent February 7, 2022
mugGet the MOUSEmug.

mouse arm

When you use the computer for too long with a mouse somewhat far away, your muscles in that arm and shoulder get tense and stiff, leading to soreness and tightness.
Looking at porn for 8 hours straight lead to some serious mouse arm in my non jacking arm
by robotzor June 28, 2011
mugGet the mouse armmug.

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