Dairy Mouse

A dairy mouse is an individual who consumes an exorbitant amount of dairy products. Including but not limited to copious amounts of cheese, yoghurt and milk.

Well, it looks like we’re going to have to make another trip to the shop. It is apparent that a dairy mouse has been through our pantry, oh boy.

by Yeastmaker2000 July 29, 2024

Moist Mouse

The act of sticking a woodwind instrument up to your genitals and playing.

I walked in on Johnny giving Jaxon a moist mouse

by The Wyatt Fan Club August 12, 2024

Noisy mouse

Name of an expression •n•. Often used to relieve other npcs and players.
Used in multiple ways, such as:
Ending a conversation. Pledging for getting banged. Or even present your resignation.

1.
A-"It has been a pleasure"
B-"•n•noisy mouse"

2.
A-"So what did you think about my parents"
B-"I hope your daddy •n• me"

3.
A-"I can't believe you! You just shat across the floor and nuked the whole department!
B-"•n•"

by Jeord February 27, 2023

Mouse

the animal i just crushed the fucking skull of lmao im not ok

ew a mouse

by ExpiredWater March 6, 2023

mousing

fisting ones partner and wiggling your fingers to tickle them

oh yea I was mousing her good

by BJ-buttplug March 7, 2023

Mousing

To be acting in a silly manner, especially so by completing a task in the least efficient, most idiotic way. Derived from the slang "mickey mousing", which was used to describe when someone would do something using the improper way, material, or method.

Yo guys I totally moused that math test, You just add denominators straight across, right?
Hey, sorry I can't come to the party tonight, I'm in a mousey mood.
Look here buster, you are one hair away from an ass whooping, so you better stop mousing it ASAP.

by grassEnthusiast March 8, 2023

hot mouse

Gay Midget porn

Hey you wanna watch hot mouse with me?

Is there a hot mouse section on pornhub

by Faife March 14, 2023