A man who loves the spirit Captain Morgan spiced rum so much that he decided to create an alter-ego Facebook identity to commemorate it, then after a very rocky divorce and several other personal issues decides to turn it into his real Facebook page.
Hey Dave, how come you don't have a regular Facebook page and you disguise yourself as a bottle of rum???
Because I love Captain Morgan, and everyone hates me on my old page. Hence, Elcapitan Morgan
Because I love Captain Morgan, and everyone hates me on my old page. Hence, Elcapitan Morgan
by rumrunner77 December 18, 2013
Get the elcapitan morganmug. by Bigpenislarge May 3, 2018
Get the Morganmug. by Gedffin November 21, 2021
Get the Morganmug. by jason 6247 July 31, 2023
Get the Joseph Morganmug. Morgan Wigle was a person who acted in my perfect landing and she is honest and innocent. She acted as Jenny Cortez who was bullied by a mean, unhelpful person called Olivia who also acted in my perfect landing. Jenny passes her competition about gymnastics and is really awesome at gymnastics.
by Sunblissx December 23, 2020
Get the Morgan Wiglemug. by Fanny_muncher March 2, 2021
Get the Harry morganmug. Nickname for a horrible lacrosse player also known as a flopper or a wuss
For example:
- if you fall to the ground and cry for no reason during a lacrosse game then u are Emily Morgan.
- if every team that plays you does not like you then you must be Emily Morgan
- If you have no friends and cuss people out then you are Emily Morgan.
For example:
- if you fall to the ground and cry for no reason during a lacrosse game then u are Emily Morgan.
- if every team that plays you does not like you then you must be Emily Morgan
- If you have no friends and cuss people out then you are Emily Morgan.
Lax player 1: “look there is Emily Morgan”
Lax player 2: “what a wuss”
Lax player 3: “I get second hand embarrassment from Emily Morgan”
Lax player 2: “what a wuss”
Lax player 3: “I get second hand embarrassment from Emily Morgan”
by 337799 June 8, 2024
Get the Emily Morganmug.