Killed a moose

When you go to the bathroom but the aftermath is worse than expected, and the smell is horrible

Don't got into the restroom I killed a moose. I killed a moose therefore you sould give it sometime before you go in there.

by Killedthemooser May 11, 2019

Moosed

Gaining a lot of views

He is getting moosed.

by P-Station November 19, 2017

Moose

A retarded animal also known as a Houge, it loves to try catching fish with its eye's closed, sending snapchats of its best friend coor's because no one else will hangout with it, it also majored in finger painting and sucking dick.

One time I thought I saw a Moose, but it was really a large child with down syndrome.

by HougeHouge March 3, 2017

Noble Moose

Nina's fairy god-mother who brings the nightly grape from the likings of laundry for the corn chowder stockings used in holy prayer of the skock

Nina took the advice of the noble moose as he stood proudly on the hill

by zadra January 26, 2005

Moose tongue

The gritty, pasty, slimy, film like feeling on your tongue after eating. Especially after eating ass.

I got really bad moose tongue after eating Kim’s ass last night.

by Tom minor October 15, 2022

Moose

Moose is a god of pure chaos and destruction who happens to be in love with a virtual rollie pollie and a puppet made of wood. Too bad she is currently dead because her dog stabbed her oops

You: wow is that moose??
Moose: no this is goose

by Definitely not Moose November 11, 2020

Pook Moose

The tiny hanger bumps that show up on a shirt that was hung up too long.

I can’t wear this shirt; it has pook mooses.

by Cae1616 May 27, 2021