cookie monster

best damn monster in sesame street who gets orgasms eating cookies.

cookie monster went to rehab in family guy.

by i like dinosaurs June 23, 2007

green monster

The wall in the left field of Boston's Fenway Park. The wall is about 25 feet tall and robs many a batter of a homerun, hence the monster. The walls are primarily green at Fenway, hence the "green".

It is also the nickname of the lame new mascot for the Red Sox. Don't get me wrong, they are my favorite baseball team, but Wally the Green Monster mascot guy in a suit sucks.

Ex 1: "Trot Nixon blasted a 2-out opposite field dinger over the GREEN MONSTER to put the sox on top in the bottom of the eighth..."
Ex 2: "Kids these days are getting screwed out of cool mascots. I guess Wally the Green Monster is cooler than the MSU Sparty..."

by Reppin617 July 8, 2004

ass monster

one who gives rough buttsex. an insult.

u assmonster!

by jay May 17, 2003

3 headed monster

to get stupid drunk on the 3 biggest drinking days... thursday, friday, saturday

nodizz:yoo we are doing a 3 headed monster tonight

laukx:okay but we are gonna be hung over for a week

by Nodizz the boul April 15, 2008

monster chode

a chode that is relatively big but is still small; or sometimes used to insult someone for there penal size

dude, that guy is such a monster chode

by jrod21494 December 20, 2008

Monster Love

When two Little Monsters are in a Bad Romance.

Little Monster1 to little monster2: "Let's fuck!"
Little Monster2 to little monster1: "Oh, baby! Yeah!"
Little Monster3 to all: "Oooh! Monster Love!"

by Gagaslittlemonster January 19, 2010

Muddy Monster

The act of getting a blowjob while your dick is covered in Nutella.

Mary was hungery and horny, so I had her give me a Muddy Monster. I sat back while we both enjoyed some chocolatey goodness.

by McPartland February 24, 2008