Fat Mike

You are a hippie!
You smell like scum!

Fat Mike is a fat whore who spreads his fat boy ass-cheeks for $$$ for that fatass whore George Soros!

by you hippie douches December 28, 2005

Mike Tyson

Biting of a person's ear when you are in a fight that you are apparently loosing.

Kevin got knocked down while fighting and when he got up he grabbed Sean and did a Mike Tyson.
Also see Chris Brown

by SweetEpiphany April 14, 2009

fat mike

Some fat Gay-assed kid named mike at Romeo High school in Michigan who has a big lips and teeth that wont fit inside his damn mouth. Who is also a douche

Hey look its fat mike, what a douche.

by bob dole March 9, 2005

mike keiran

Legend has it his kicks can shatter stone.. Always there for his boys, never leaves a man behind..

That's not Mike Keiran is it?

It is! Were saved! Long live the king :D

by Dinner Thyme August 17, 2023

mike ess

Mike Ess the man the myth the legend in his own head…the patron saint of newcomer swag…good friend very spiritual but will still knock someone’s top off if tempted…will do anything for his gang…has hair like a Brazilian goddess usually hated by most men with receding hair lines and no beards…a mike Ess usually has a illustrious sensational beard that doesn’t need any maintenance oils and all them other things most men put on their beards. A mike Ess is usually known to be a Latin lover who can Rico suave any women he desires into dropping their panties….

Hey girl have you seen mike Ess beard omg I want to sit on it

by Chubzyaheard November 23, 2021

Mailman Mike

Some say the modern gunslinger with the meanest flick known to man. A piece of mails biggest fear. Most definitely is not afraid to wear a snapback all day to intimidate whatever it encounters.

Watch out for Mailman Mike, he is always slangin'.

by UrbanWhisperer June 10, 2022

Mike Oxsmal

Play on words meaning My Cocks Small

Hey I’m Mike Oxsmal

by Mumgay69 January 28, 2021