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Sosh Media

n. (noun) Social Media. Introduced my Mark Zukerberg after the success of My Space and currently expanded by Elon Musk.
by KaRonica March 28, 2025
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Diary Media

Writing or venting feelings and thoughts on social media.
I just posted Diary Media on Facebook and it felt good.
by Amschel March 30, 2025
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Social Media Researcher (SMR)

SMR (Social Media Researcher)

Often mistaken for a stalker, but with better intentions and Wi-Fi.

A highly skilled individual trained in the art of digital observation. SMRs don't stalk - they gather data. From tracking down your ex's new fling to locating someone's high school graduation pics from 2020, SMRs use advanced techniques like clicking, scrolling, and zooming in on blurry group photos.

They're not creepy - they're curious.

They're not obsessive - they're efficient.

They don't follow people... okay, maybe they do. But only for research.
Example:

"Wait, how do you know his mom's maiden name?"

"I'm not a stalker, I'm an Social Media Researcher (SMR). Do your homework."
by Corsters May 20, 2025
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The Media

Is trying to break people, Chat. See, the conclusion is always the exact opposite of what is actually the case.
Hym "So, I'm watching this video about the Knights Templar and how they have ties to the pirates and how it can be traced to modern politics and the conclusion he draws is that the Templars are trying to get revenge for the persecution of men who value intellect and science... But really it's the persecution of fat-cocks. The conclusion is always the exact opposite of reality. They were demonized during the Roman Empire and historically for fucking all of the women and then they installed the fat-cock dictatorship and society collapsed. And now... The Media is doing this to me for crying Fat-Cock dictatorship. Likely at the behest of the government. The got the celebrities in on it. All to defend their solipsistic fat cock incest cult."
by Hym Iam June 14, 2025
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Passive Media Intolerance

Passive Media Intolerance

Condition often experienced by neurodivergent individuals (e.g., those with autism or ADHD), where passive media like movies or TV shows feel unbearably boring, pointless, or mentally exhausting, regardless of how "good" they are considered.

Symptoms may include:

-Immediate boredom during films

-Feeling like all movies are "the same"

-Extreme mental restlessness or zoning out

-Strong preference for interactive or highly stimulating media (like games or animation-heavy content)
Person 1: "Hey, do you want to watch a movie together?"

Person 2: "Sorry, but i have Passive Media Intolerance"
by Namei June 26, 2025
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Independent media

The need to be treated with the lack of legitimacy that they actually have and their collusion need to be exposed and they should probably all be executed to be honest.
Hym "Execute the independent media. Because we all know they are just blatantly lying. Right? Just get rid of them. I STILL think the perjury statue should be applied to the media."
by Hym Iam August 30, 2025
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brown medal

the medal awarded for finishing last
Next the award for last place. And the Brown Medal goes to ...
by jurnt September 4, 2025
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