Matthew 

To be a gay fucking idiot

Stop being a Matthew

Matthew by Buttercup1389 April 13, 2025

matthew 

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matthew you suck

matthew by i hate matthew most April 18, 2025

Matthew 

Will wank off dogs for a bag of quavers

Guy: hey want a bag of quavers?
Matthew : yeah only if I can wank off your dog first

Matthew by Betafish nikki May 8, 2025

Matthew 

blackass mf
(snabba addict)

look at that kanker matthew ova there

Matthew by HornyHogrider69 June 6, 2025

Matthew 

A fucking fat ass who sits at his computer all day and uses his twin for clout

Ugh our discord mod is matthew?

Matthew by Obamni July 6, 2025

Matthew 

Gay.

Hey look, it's a Matthew!

Matthew by Tackswithaknackforapack July 8, 2025

Matthew

Someone who is important to their job, to the extent that their workplace would not function without them.

After making it to the Stanley Cup finals 3 years in a row since Matthew Tkachuk was traded to the team, the Florida Panthers are barely clinging to a wildcard spot after Tkachuk was out with an injury for most of the season. He's a real Matthew.

Matthew by Winnie Roo February 21, 2026