When your some skinny white boy with one ear and the other one shriveled up like his ball sack and that thinks he's hitlers offspring and what's everyone to burn he has no friends u wish u smelt cow shit when he's around because he smells worse haven't showered in 14 years
I can see Martin coming down the road I can start smelling that God awful smell from here if he comes any closer im for sure guna get a case of the martinitis
by Lyncity07 October 4, 2021
Get the Martinitismug. by anonymous May 6, 2022
Get the Martin Alvaradomug. Guy:have you seen my girlfriend liz? girl:No why? Guy:because i have not seen her for like a hour and she was right here. Girl: She's probaly with dante martin she gonna be hurting
by President Barrak obama May 21, 2016
Get the Dante Martinmug. A childish boy who drinks bud every night and thinks he can always win at monopoly.
He has a small willy and never gets a shag.
He has a small willy and never gets a shag.
by Anonbeef1298 May 10, 2020
Get the Conner Martinmug. also known as "the strong one"; "the loving one", "a real grumbler" and "who should that be?"
A male person with extremely good taste in wine.
If a world consisted of ferns and cats, it would be called "Martinsworld".
The last one on earth who knows how to stroke well.
From a reliable source one can say that all martins have a huge heart that barely fits in their chest. That is why they sometimes hide from other people so that they don't recognize from their heart-shaped chests that they are martins.
Martin's eyes pervade into the deepest depths of your own soul, but you will never be able to see into his. Only when you are best friends does he allow you to explore some parts of his soul.
If you see a Martin, give him all the best feelings you have - he´s ever worth it.
And if a Martin likes you - you are the best blessed being on the world and you should be also the happiest.
A male person with extremely good taste in wine.
If a world consisted of ferns and cats, it would be called "Martinsworld".
The last one on earth who knows how to stroke well.
From a reliable source one can say that all martins have a huge heart that barely fits in their chest. That is why they sometimes hide from other people so that they don't recognize from their heart-shaped chests that they are martins.
Martin's eyes pervade into the deepest depths of your own soul, but you will never be able to see into his. Only when you are best friends does he allow you to explore some parts of his soul.
If you see a Martin, give him all the best feelings you have - he´s ever worth it.
And if a Martin likes you - you are the best blessed being on the world and you should be also the happiest.
by Bianshi November 25, 2021
Get the Martinmug. A person with unfortunate looks, but still hurts hot girls feelings is known locally as a Martin
A wild Martin can be spotted wearing lanky clothing, walking in the darkness smoking some devils lettuce.
To summon a Martin, simply play some niche local heavy metal and spray around some of david capra's got your back perfume, creating a familiar and safe space for the Martin.
A wild Martin can be spotted wearing lanky clothing, walking in the darkness smoking some devils lettuce.
To summon a Martin, simply play some niche local heavy metal and spray around some of david capra's got your back perfume, creating a familiar and safe space for the Martin.
That dud really played Savanna? How did the goddess get hurt by the troglodyte..
Man cmon, thats a Martin, they be like that
Man cmon, thats a Martin, they be like that
by ihatemodels December 10, 2024
Get the Martinmug. by jfksizksme September 17, 2017
Get the martin loewenmug.