May 12

may 12 is the day where the most kinky bitches been born.

“yo whens yo bday?”

“may 12, why?”

“damn, i bet yo ass kinky”

by shawnwnwn September 8, 2021

May 6th

Kiss your boyfriend day! Go up to your boyfriend and kiss him. That simple.

It’s May 6th! Go kiss your boyfriend!

by writerperson69 May 3, 2022

May 11th

May 11th is the day when your friend, who is named something stupid like Joe, makes you do something stupid. And afterwards you're surprised that you are even alive.

Joe and Quan almost died because Joe wanted to go swimming in the middle of a tornado.

May 11th = Joe is a Dumbass

by Daddy Thomas May 7, 2022

May 8

National trip in public purposely

Me: *falls*
stranger: are u ok?
Me: yea it’s May 8

by machary May 2, 2022

May 17th

National give head to every gender you see

Hey bro it’s May 17th I call getting head first

by 69_420unkwonkuser May 1, 2022

Excuse-a-may

A word that no one has ever heard about. Technically something that a drama queen would say.

Cheyenne: I made out with your boyfriend last night

Whitney: excuse-a-may?!

by Betty Jo February 14, 2019

May 31

May 31 is national jack off/ masterbation day

I’m gonna beat the fuck out of my Dick on may 31

by Bigboyyyyyyyyyiii May 31, 2022