swifts mum

someone that kai deeply loves <333

kai: sorry im late i was doing swifts mum
charle : understandable shes so hot

by kaisshit November 16, 2021

ur mum

The person who gave birth to you that I shagged last night

you: haha nerd

me: I fucked ur mum

by weinerstrainer July 4, 2021

Max's Mum

gorilla looking silly human being, never going to achieve anything in her entire life

max's mum is a baddie

by maxs little brother August 21, 2022

Your Mum

When I Greg come across any and all relation to your Mother and correlate it to something either insulting, or of sexual nature.

You: I walked to town today. Greg: I walked into your Mum today.

by Yourmuminator September 2, 2022

Your mum

Something I'm 12 inches in

person: your mum

me: something 12 inches in

by Uglyxmastree January 15, 2022

andrews mum

she had a boner

wow she had a massive boner that must be a andrews mum

by chewyfeet69 May 15, 2023

Insta-mum

A lovely looking lass, easy on the eye as they say and takes to Instagram to show off her tings with provocatively shot pics and creative use of camera angles, despite the fact that her parents also have social media accounts and might see this shit. Then the fucking slag has a kid. Unable to keep her legs shut long enough to keep out the majority of Insta-dicks, she is seeded and Insta-fuckboy as expected, fucks off. Kid barely starts to just be able to walk and say "Mum" when it's given it's own social media accounts and it's not before time that the kid having gotten a bit older now has access to pictures of his own mum being a tart. As do his friends. You guess the rest. Drugs, many other Insta-siblings from many other Insta-dads, bullying, depression and eventually suicide. Fuuuuuck.

"Yeah boi! Saw your mum on-"
"Fuck off! I know she can't keep her clothes on!"
Why does my mum have to be a Insta-mum? Thought Karl whilst crying/over-eating/masturbating/self mutilating later that day.

"Insta-mum! Insta-mum! Does she take it in the bum?"

"Hey Karl?"
"What?"
"Can I have a go on your Insta-mum?"
"............."

by incumbent sausage July 16, 2018