Blanket Monster

a. A person who hogs the blankets or otherwise raps them around themselves when in bed

b. A person who is constantly under the cover of a blanket (i.e. TheBlanketMonster)

c. A person who does not like to get out of bed

A.
Josh: "Jeez, I was cold all last night. My wife hogged the covers like they were her children."

Carl: "Sounds like she's a real Blanket Monster"

B.
Lorette: "Haha, you know TheBlanketMonster? It's like she lives under that comforter."

Tyler: "Too true, TheBlanketMonster is definitely a Blanket Monster"

C.
Mother #1: "Gosh, I never knew raising a teenage girl would be this hard. She absolutely refuses to get out of bed."

Mother #2: "You and me both, my Cindy only gets up when I threaten to not make her breakfast. Or as she puts it 'starve her'"

Mother #3: "looks like you've both got real Blanket Monsters on your hands."

by TheBlanketMonster December 7, 2009

Cockness Monster

A flat headed woman who gives head while you are drinking beer, taking a shit and watching football

The cockness monster attacked my dick while I was watching the Vikings beat the Packers, drinking a 40 of O.E., and shitting out the nachos I ate earlier

by smokecloud March 24, 2009

booty monster

see rim job

yanny loves to give booty monsters

by zorflax November 2, 2003

Purple Monster

The african vagina, characterized by it's purple coloration. The purple monster tends to be much better summed up by the phrase "large and in charge" than the boring pink vagina of a white woman.

Billy had the jungle fever real bad last night; he couldn't get enough of that purple monster.

by Bretttt March 10, 2008

rice monster

Racial/ethnic epithet/slur:

a) Any person who has an extreme desire to only associate with Asian or Asian descent people -- socially, sexually, etc.

b) a fetish for a certain thing, things/anything Asian.

a) "What's with him/her only wanting to be with Asians? Turned into a real rice monster."

b) "Man, he's/she's totally hooked on that (fill in term such as anime, japanamation, etc. here). Turned into a real rice monster."

by Tigger_tail October 27, 2004

Bald Monster

Really annoying plague who nobody likes, but he thinks that everyone loves him because he makes his money from illegal dealings. He wears really bad clothes, and has a terrible haircut, like a jellyfish on his head. He is very stupid and does not wash himself or his clothes very Regularly. He does not talk, he shouts, and all he shouts abouts is himself. He plays really loud, really bad music at unsociable hours of the day. He is the Bald Monster because he is slowly going Bald and he so Loud and Annoying.

Dont answer the door, it's only the Bald Monster wanting to come in and tell us some bullshit for half an hour. Lets Kill the Bald Monster

by infinity February 25, 2004

crank monster

Used to describe the long-term affects on someone who uses crank (methamphetmine). Often the person will be sickly skinny, with dark circles around their eyes, cuts and scabs in varying parts of their body and look, sometimes drastically, prematurely aged.

"When I came back into town I was gonna hit up Steph, but she looks horrible now man, a real crank monster."

"Yeah dude she used to be hot..."

by Horus November 10, 2005