When you take a handful of toilet paper but only wipe with you pointer and index fingers. This gives the palm something to grip, allowing for sturdiness and precision. This wiping technique feels as if you're scrolling a computer with a mouse. Just don't "click" too hard!
Janice, how are we going through so much toilet paper? We just bought a new pack a week ago...
Tim, relax. We haven't been going through that much..
Cindy, I've tried to get you to tell me the truth. I know you've been in there mousing!
Tim, relax. We haven't been going through that much..
Cindy, I've tried to get you to tell me the truth. I know you've been in there mousing!
by Steve Blends September 05, 2023
by BJ-buttplug March 07, 2023
To be acting in a silly manner, especially so by completing a task in the least efficient, most idiotic way. Derived from the slang "mickey mousing", which was used to describe when someone would do something using the improper way, material, or method.
Yo guys I totally moused that math test, You just add denominators straight across, right?
Hey, sorry I can't come to the party tonight, I'm in a mousey mood.
Look here buster, you are one hair away from an ass whooping, so you better stop mousing it ASAP.
Hey, sorry I can't come to the party tonight, I'm in a mousey mood.
Look here buster, you are one hair away from an ass whooping, so you better stop mousing it ASAP.
by grassEnthusiast March 09, 2023
Do me a favour Sweetheart , dive into my handbag and bring me a mouse in a telescope , there’s a handful of them in there .
I thought I only needed a piss , but the monkeys nose is bleeding
I thought I only needed a piss , but the monkeys nose is bleeding
by Napoleon BonerPart February 04, 2023
A poorly executed stream or livestream, thats almost amateurish enough that it is bad. It was used in Quackityhq's stream and GeorgeNotFound, Dream, Sapnap, and Karl called his stream a Mickey Mouse Stream.
GeorgeNotFound: this is a mickey mouse stream
by L4L4IN3 April 15, 2021
by elig? April 16, 2021