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may or may not have

an unnecessary phrase that precedes a story or a bragging statement.

most often used by people who are trying to sound mysterious/coy/cool, but it simply annoys the person they are talking to.

sometimes followed by "but definitely did" to make the phrase twice as useless.
Nerd: I may or may not have, but definitely did just solve the math problem first.
Normal Person: You're annoying, shut up.

Caitlin: I may or may not have met Miley Cyrus yesterday!
Mike: What do you mean 'may have'? Did you or didn't you?
Caitlin: I did!
Mike: Well you could've just said so.
by Polly Pissed-off-in-Physics November 20, 2011
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May 3rd

May 3rd is National grab tity day

On this day you can grab your special someone’s boob
Sean: it’s May 3rd, you know what that means!
Mark: I’m gonna grab my gf’s boob!
by My boyfriend is hot April 22, 2019
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May 20

National shut the fuck up and suck Sergio’s dick day!
Hey why didn’t you talk to me yesterday?
Because it was May 20th and I was sucking Sergio’s dick!
by thenoob72 May 31, 2019
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May 4

National eat booty day.
If things don’t go as planned, it’s also national make out day.
Person 1: How was your May 4
Person 2: It was fucking awesome dude, I ate the whole ass
Person 1: Awe man, I only got to make out

Person 2: Awe dude
by Heinz_Ketchup May 31, 2018
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May 5

Guy: *slaps Girl's ass after he humps her*
Girl: you are lucky it's May 5
by Dicksucker Golden91623 May 5, 2019
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May Day

1. A Communistic Holiday (When the Russian's used to drive the army though red square)
2. Really tall black ladie in a bond film.
3. Wicken holiday, something to do with furtility
This May Day, the Kent States cops busted our keg party!
This is a wonderful May Day parade.
Ahhhhhhh May Day what a lovly ladie you are.
by john kozlowski October 28, 2005
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May 11

My girlfriend was born on this day and I just want to say I LOVE YOU
You: hi you were born on may 11. You must be amazing

Person you are talking to: yeah I am pretty amazing
by Omega_lul_69 December 23, 2019
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