Matt P

Matt P wow where do I start with this person? He is a humble, majestic monkey who loves to interrupt people! I don’t think I have ever met some one who loves to interrupt people as much as he does, this man is a nice, athletic, foodie and who stands for what’s right most of the time at least!

Hey have you seen Matt p?
No why

Because he’s just interrupting all of us!
Hashtag don’t be like Matt and interrupt people

by yeahiknowihavethebiggestbutt November 1, 2023

Matt H.

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One who recieves immense attention from teenaged girls, all of whom are extremely sexy, except Kayla, she is NOT sexy and her attention is extremely unwanted.

Also, one who has the respect of many and all, those who do not pay respect, are then banished from the land.

"Look Mr.President, there goes Matt H. you had better run to him and kiss his feet, if you don't thou shalt be banished."

by MattFan July 16, 2008

Matt Swan

A form of god some say. One of the most amazing people on Earth. He'll tear your ass up like you just got married. He also will do you in the back seat of his car.

"I don't believe in god, but i do believe in Matt Swan"

by HotHotJose January 22, 2009

Matt perry

a sexy, hot, nice,great, pwnage, person who pwnz all named colin also cool and nice and great. Is cool. is great. is hot.

Matt perry is great

by mattbncasbcka September 29, 2011

Matt Maybury

Ancient greek translation for "eternal sex-god". It is beleived that anyone that holds this name has a great level of skill and ability to perform sexual acts for long periods of time. Men posessing this name are also well endowed.

Girl 1: I wish my boyfriend was a Matt Maybury

Girl 2: Oh you poor thing

by The Definitioner911 August 23, 2011

Matt Showalter

An extremely good looking guy, with more charisma than he knows what to do with. A Matt Showalter has a luscious head of hair, and he makes the koala look sexy.

Did you see that guy? He was a total Matt Showalter. What a babe.

by lexamexa December 30, 2013

Matt Hitt

Lead singer of Drowners, a post-punk band. He is from Wales but moved to NYC originally to pursue modeling. Wears almost exclusively black denim, leather, and wayfarer sunglasses. Known for dating Alexa Chung.

Matt Hitt makes great music and he's a total babe, too.

by thenextoprah January 26, 2015