lucastremletting

Act of shitting, while at the same time giving yourself a blowjob, whilst simultaneously tossing your own salad. Only highly skilled, highly flexible individuals can attempt a lucastremlett. For more info, visit lucastremlett.com (only for people who are over 18).

"I've given up sex ever since I started lucastremletting. Do you have a mint?"

by lucastremletter May 8, 2017

Luca

A guy who drinks he is a big shot, but is often caught drinking Cider.

hat guy is such a "Luca"

by Callummcreath May 15, 2017

Lucas

A hot guy with a really big dick😻

Lucas has such a big dick

by Dick7272 May 29, 2017

Luca

Super funny guy. Insanely fast. Tall. Can't see. Always wears long sleeves however is penis is kinda small. About 5 in

Omg yo my friend is such a luca

by Dontcareboutyou May 31, 2017

Luca

Luca is probably the most handsome man on the planet. And he has the biggest donger

I would bang Luca even if i am not gay

by lupu80 June 14, 2017

Luca

Most lucas a pure ,dicks he will do ,anything to get a girl and unfortunately has a very small
,dick

Girl:oh hey,um dose Luca gave a boner

there is a tini lump in his pants
Luca's friend:ya didn't u know he has a small ,dick

by Ohannah June 19, 2017

Luca

Luca is a nice Italian boy who is always there to offer a good laugh and a shoulder to cry on. He's dependable, lovable, trustworthy, and just plain cute! Don't let his baller image and doobie rolling skills fool you, Luca is a lovable mamas boy!

Friend: Luca, you wanna go roll a fat dubbie after basketball practice tonight?

Luca: Nah, im going to surprise my mom and take her out to dinner and a movie tonight.

by blasc June 24, 2017