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Hello Kitty Relationship

A relationship that looks to be heterosexual at first, when it reality it is between two lesbians.

Named after the satirical internet rumor that Hello Kitty’s boyfriend, Dear Daniel, is actually a girl.
Person A: “Bro everyone keeps thinking I’m in a straight relationship because I call my partner a he, but we’re actually both lesbians!”
Person B: “Oh man, looks like you’re in a Hello Kitty relationship!”
by alfrtastik March 3, 2025
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Kitty

A giant black fur ball of love who constantly roams for food and hugs.
by Redwanderlust April 9, 2023
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Kitty Weasel

1.) A cute pet-name for someone you care about. Usually one who is extremely sarcastic/whitty/musically inclined/tattooed/uses the word fum/puts random ''z's'' in words.

2.) An elongated cat, in the torso area. Also referred to as a "weenie-cat."
1.) "I skipped through your 13 minute song, Kitty Weasel."

2.) "Hey! I think I tripped over a Kitty Weasel!"
by TailSwallowerAndDove May 25, 2010
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German kitty gun

A huge fucking machine that has a cute name but is horrifying.
American: Holy fuck!You see that German kitty gun?
by SandmanIsBox March 20, 2020
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bobo kitty

I have pussy teeth

Ooooop tell her bobo kitty
by cheekybitch May 24, 2020
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Kitty Man

A piece of shit whos only objective in life is to simply get kitty(vagina)
Person 1: yuh see that kitty man only bulling woman all over

Person 2: yesss, just last week kitty man tek my muddah!
by Uska ou wine gyal November 4, 2021
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Kitty

Kitty a soft warm feeling you get that calms you down when you are hyped about someone or something
Norah got a kitty feeling when she was hanging out with her best friends
by Queen is preferred March 28, 2019
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