Kitija

Greek name meaning pure, but she sure as hell is not pure. Get her while you still can because once she commits she’s not changing her mind. Is also compatible and looks good with J’s (e.g. John, Joseph, James, etc).

Look there’s Kitija, she’s looking good today.

by James055 December 16, 2019

Shittin' Kittens

To be surprised or appalled.

When Tony said he won fifty bucks, I was nearly shittin' kittens!

by VixenGypsy September 18, 2004

having kittens

Going postal, stressing out, pissed off.

Fox News Network is having kittens over the Bill O'Reily alledged sexual escapades with his young female subordinate.

by Simon October 15, 2004

kitty sanchez

A Kitty Sanchez is when a cat licks his crinkle and then licks someone's upper lip, leaving a crinkle surprise.

After taking a massive dump my cat gave me the Kitty Sanchez.

by Sarah Robin March 19, 2008

post punk kitchen

Groovy gravy vegan cooking show hosted by Terry Romero and Isa Moskowitz Shown on public access TV in Brooklyn. They usually have a band chopping vegetables on the show.

Isa has written 3 cookbooks, Vegan with a Vengance, Vegan Cupcakes Take Over the World and Veganomicon (with Terry)

On the Post Punk Kitchen, you are shown how to make delicious dishes.

by I Exterminate Daleks February 25, 2008

dirty soup kitchen

A dirty soup kitchen occurs when a bunch of hobos have sex in a new red Prius which is just a soup kitchen what makes it dirty is when they have anal and one guy shits or has a bluewaffle and leaves the fluid all over the seats.

God dammit honey you can't leave your car unlocked if you do it again you have to clean up the dirty soup kitchen in your car.

by Mattworthenwatchesgayporn January 22, 2015

kitty cat dance

a somewhat annoying dance, done by a cat on the iternet

"Cat, I'm a kitty cat, and I dance dance dance and I dance dance dance"-Cat from The Kitty cat dance

by Zach Holland November 2, 2007