kentucky lube

When you squeeze chicken grease onto your dick and add vinegar.

We couldn't find any Vaseline, so just whipped up some Kentucky lube.

by Kornflak January 27, 2015

Kentucky Overnighter

When Alex has way too much to drink. Ends up in the arms of the wrong guy.

Alex: Another Kentucky overnighter.

by TrigThingWotever February 5, 2015

Kentucky Timeout

(n) - a brief (but potentially elongated) period of time spent in the restroom after a large meal and/or alcohol when one is physically confused, nauseated, or lethargic as to whether one needs to vomit or defecate. ... or both ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Stephanie wasn't sure if it was the Poncho Villa Brian brought or the six pounds of Buffalo Wild Wings Kelly brought, but she was sure of one thing: Stephanie needed to take a Kentucky Timeout.

by T3P1D March 29, 2015

Kentucky Spread

a form of sixty-nining in which mouths are utilized on each other's toes, not each other's genitals.

My girl got crazy with my feet last night and we ended up in a Kentucky Spread.

by Goscha7452 March 29, 2015

Kentucky Starfish

1.) A particular breed of Southern Kentucky asshole.

2.) The best sphincter you've seen all day.
3.) A butthole that is of Remy Lecroix or Shia LaBeouf status.
4.)Anything that is the cremé da la cremé may be referred to as The Kentucky Starfish

Wow, I'd tongue-punch that Kentucky Starfish!

Well isn't that an adorable Kentucky Starfish?

Honey!, Look at that Kentucky Starfish.

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by BoxBuster October 4, 2015

Kentucky mirage

When you see what looks like a 6 from a distance, but ends up being a 3.

Damn, dude. Did you see that fine bitch.... oh.. nevermind... just another Kentucky mirage.

by Jbake6669 July 24, 2016

Kentucky Steed

Chicken fried horse dick

Damn girl u so salty you taste like one of those Kentucky Steeds

by Sell duck October 19, 2016