Give Joey a Goey (pronounced Go-eeee)
A general statement of support for the struggling little man.
Someone who is down on his luck and requires a break or change of luck in his or her life.
Particular applicable to the blue collar working man/women. Seems to be especially prevalent in the plumbing trade.
Application:
Person 1: `The poor guy crashes his car the same day he finds out that his wife is leaving him for another women`
Person 2: `Geeeee that’s tough, someone should really Give Joey a Goey`
Note: Goey may in certain cases be substituted with the verb `Blowy` or `Goby` meaning the guy (usually) down on his luck should be given fellatio to make him feel better and this would hopefully become a catalyst moment to turn his luck around.
Application:
Person1: ‘ My husband’s had a really rough day at work, he’s had all sorts of issues with his boss lately and thinks he is going to be fired`
Person 2: ‘ Well maybe you should give Joey a Blowy (or Goby) to cheer him up `
A hoey joey is a hoe. He is somebody who loves clowns, and loves a good time. If those two things are together...its even better. They are very perverted and constantly saying "thats what she said" or "your mom" to everything, no matter how much sense it makes or if he was even being talked to. And lastly, his favorite number of all time is 69. He would 69 every second of the day if somebody let him.
1) random person: are you doing this or am i?
hoey joey: thats what she said!!!
2) hoey joey: your a clown
3) random person 1: what'd u do last night?
random person 2: o nothing much...
hoey joey: i did your mom last night.
4) hoey joey: who wants to 69 right now?? anybody??
The art of stretching loose nut sack skin over the balls and shaft of the penis, leaving only the head out. Thus creating the appearance of a baby kangaroo resting in its mothers pouch.
Freddy dropped his pants and showed his friends the little joey in an attempt to teach them about marsupials.
Founded in 2007, Feed the Joey is a Bay Area non-profit devoted to raising awareness and promoting action to bring an end to Joey's constant hunger. Despite repeated advocation, Joey's local government has refused on multiple occasions to provide even the most rudimentary funding for the eradication of this disaster. Members give Joey food as well as money to buy his own food later. New members are welcome, and donations are always accepted.
Dude, look at Joey. He looks so hungry.
Naw, its all good. Those guys are from Feed the Joey. See, they're giving him sandwichesright now. Doesn't he look happy?
Wow, he really does. Bless their souls.