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Jean-François

Jean-François: Who is that funny looking fella?

*Wild Olivier has appeared*
by M. Valis November 23, 2021
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Jeans

You know, it's too much decoration on the jeans but in light of your recent country album it's thematic so I'll allow it. Makes your mid-drift and cleavage look fantastic.
Hym "See? Everybody is sexier in denim. Jeans is the highest form of clothes. You know, that reminds me... I need one of those big wooden carts. You know the ones with the thick wooden bars? I could just shove my multi-ethnic sister-wives in there when I need to travel- Shit! But then I'd need to buy a horse! Wait! Brett has a horse! I'll just use hers. As she is my herald and cannot refuse me. Yep. 24x12. I can fit all my sister wives up in there. Like, 8 of them. Hall them to wherever I need to be and then they won't get restless at home.... Hmm... I still need to get a net for Megyn Kelly... Maybe some board games for them to play back there... I'm going to need my own cart because I am NOT touching a horse.... Beyonce can come too! Get her in there! Multi-ethnic sister-wife road-trip! Woo!"
by Hym Iam August 7, 2025
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Jean Yoga

The stretches and positions you do when trying to quickly break-in a new or freshly washed pair of jeans to make them comfortable.
I pulled these jeans straight out of the dryer and forgot to do my jean yoga. Now they're riding up my crotch.
by BigJoeT December 4, 2010
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Jean week

Jean week is we're everyone who has jean from genshin impact must build jean
by Tedd bear September 24, 2022
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linzi jean

Oh hey check her out man, she's an LJ!
What's an LJ?

YOU know, a Linzi Jean like a fucking class act but she rocks the bedroom game ;)
by iznil101 September 1, 2016
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Skis in jeans

Descriptive Phrase

Used to express palpable disgust or derision owing to acute inadequacy or unlikeabiity - especially of an irredeemable person.

Origin: Norse, New England, New Canada

Etymology: Post-American
“She ruined everything. She really skis in jeans.”

“He doesn't know what he's talking about and makes us look terrible. He skis in jeans.”
by BIGCITYFREAK March 8, 2025
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Jean Thong

(noun) - When a girl cuts her pants so short to the point that you can see part of her ass and it's practically underwear.
Dude, did you see Jenifer? She's got the best jean thong on the block!
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