italian love

When you slap someone and then when their head is turned backhand them

My mom gave me Italian love when I didn't do my homework

by iPhone lover January 26, 2017

Italian Chocolate Freezie

When someone sucks Nutella off of your balls while rubbing ice cubes on your nipples.

Bro, she tried giving me an Italian Chocolate Freezie last night. It was different... But I do recommend.

by mikenike711 May 17, 2014

italian grandmother

Due to the frequent beatings that old school Catholic grandmothers bestow upon naughty children, they have worked up quite the wrist strength. This strength can come into play in a whole host of different situations, from grinding pine nuts for pesto to gesticulating out of windows above the village piazza. Luckily enough for the adolescent Italian prospective heart throb, visiting the grandparent's on a spring time Sunday in Sienna does not stir the same deep dread that swells within English children. Namely because they don't get wanked off with anywhere near the same vigor.

(Enter a young man who has just returned from a cinema date with a beauty)

Friend: Hey, how was the film? Get anymore than a kiss?

Proud young man with empty empty balls: Hell yeah I did, got given a mean Italian Grandmother throughout all of Bridesmaids 2...

by Italian Grandmother May 21, 2016

Italian bayonet

Put your Dick in a pizza and feed it to your bae

I ate an Italian bayonet

by The long meat man man man October 21, 2016

Italian Cream Salsa

The act of a girl on her period Cumming.

Girl 1: why do you look so rough?

Girl 2: it was an Italian Cream Salsa

by pancreas_Stabber_69 March 29, 2020

Italian Foot Job

Like a normal foot job but with marinara.

Man that was a great Italian Foot Job, extra saucy

by Sl13pp3rs November 30, 2021

Italian Ass Wedge

When a group of Italians get in a conga line and shove pizza slices in eachother's asses.

I saw the great Italian Ass Wedge yesterday in rome.

by Aferly April 5, 2023