Irons

A nickname for the London based football club West Ham United.
Founded in 1895, the roots of West Ham United go back to the company Thames Ironworks and Shipbuilding and Engineering based in East London.
In the first years of the football clubs existance, the club was called "Thames Ironworks FC", usually known as "The Irons". The nickname stayed and is still used today, with the club never forgetting where it came from.

Yesterday, The Irons beat Newcastle away.
Wanna go and see the Irons play?
Come On You Irons

by lpmo May 29, 2018

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the iron fist

A masturbation method in which a female will wrap their hand in metal foil and proceed to fist themselves until orgasm.

My girl said she tried the iron fist yesterday, she's been bleeding since

by SomePersonNamedBeebo October 15, 2017

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Shit in a Waffle Iron and Call it Breakfast

When somebody tries to pull a fast one on you

Hey Rand, instead of getting Mrs. Butterworth Thick n' Rich® I decided to save some money and get this new Great Value Brand™!
Well Nance you cant just shit in a waffle iron and call it breakfast.

by Pork de la chop October 19, 2017

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man in the iron mask

A) a person from the loser social classes who is destined to become great

B) the exact opposite, a person born into wealth and power but destined to lose everything

Marco Rubio and Ted Cruz fit the man in the iron mask definition a), while Jeb Bush would fit definition b).

by Sexydimma June 6, 2017

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