an Irish,English and Scottish man

A person who has all these races in them and generally lives in Wales. They have great difficulty going to pubs and tend to holiday in a cheap caravan across the British Isles.

Seamus Smith Scott (an Irish,English and Scottish man) "Oh i can't go to the pub! i always get in to trouble down the pub!"

by chugmeister of sicily June 19, 2010

Irish Toothache

When you eat something spicy, and the next time you poop, your butthole burns.

"I shouldn't have eaten that jalapeño burger last night! Now I've got an Irish toothache!"

by JemIsJerrica January 20, 2017

irish

1. to get your drink on
2. the act of being drunk
3. name given to people that are sexy, before AND after 6 beers.
4. my last name...

I'm feelin a little irish tonight. Damn if i have one more beer i'll be 110% irish. I wanna tap that irish ass. Im kelly irish, bitch.

by kirish November 27, 2006

Irish Pedicure

To chunder on the feet of a bystander whom is barefoot or in any form of open footwear. Usually occurs without warning after prolonged alcohol consumption, particularly in warm climates.

Aw jaysis, O'Sullivan's given me an Irish Pedicure again!

by Akael May 26, 2016

Irish high-five

When you high five someone while taking a shot.

Jenny and I high-fived while downing some vodka. We did an Irish high-five.

by missyelliottfann November 15, 2009

Irish Elbows

A person's elbows that are noticeably fat, round or uneven. They have Irish Elbows.

Dayum, Bob has some real Irish Elbows.

by That Dude Nicole July 9, 2016

Irish I Were Drunk

"I wish I was drunk"

This phrase pokes fun at Irish people because they stereotypically drink a lot of alcohol. Not only does the phrase sound as though it is being spoken by a drunk person, it includes the word "Irish."

Drunk Irish Man: Irish I were drunk!

by Kilroy/Was/Here October 3, 2007