middle stall bandit

The person who chooses the middle stall in a totally empty public restroom so you are forced to piss or shit next to them.

I had to shit at work today, but the middle stall bandit was in there blowing it up. That fucker should have used the handicap stall and left space.

by Pierre Duegles March 5, 2018

Leave Middle Girth

Going on a diet by moving to a location with fewer tempting or unhealthy snacking opportunities.

Galdalf: It is time, Frodo.
Sam: What does he mean?
Frodo: I'm getting fat, Sam. It is time for me to leave middle girth. There are too many tempting and unhealthy eating opportunities in The Shire. <looks a Sam's belly> You should come, too.

by Vlad the Vandalorian July 15, 2021

Middle Finger Discount

When you think you're getting a good deal but wind up getting screwed.

Tom went to the used car dealer. He was told no interest for a year, but the down payment nearly blew him away. Talk about getting a middle finger discount!

by Anonymous 3.0 BETA February 22, 2011

Turner Middle School

Full of young trashy ghetto white girls and fake ass hood ni*gas that be smoking in the bathrooms and they all smell like the gym lockers. The school just over shitty. What the fuck is the point of bear time, and why they just let the white girls act hood.

Kids that go to Turner Middle School and fake and childish

by SayOnGod February 25, 2020

woodlawn middle school

a school that’s full of kids that think they’re rich but are just wearing fake yeezys. the couples at this middle school are making out like 24/7 so watch out for them. the lunch is fucking disgusting and there’s one lunch lady that is fast at that so she’s okay. all the girls are either homo or vsco girls. no in between. they call woodlawn weedlawn cuz we high all the time

“ew, you’re moving to woodlawn middle school? ugh.”

by Some Cool Weirdo October 19, 2019

Peachtree Middle School

A school full of fake people, where there is a much of fuck boys that will only break your heart,a school where they treat white rich kids better than anybody else, a school where teachers are perverts and don’t give a f about their students.

Hey have you heard of Peachtree Middle School! I heard it’s a trashy school.

by Hungry.bish March 22, 2020

Parkcrest middle school

A school full of dick riders, hating ass hoes , and wanna be hoes

I hate Parkcrest middle school

by Mrs jj March 27, 2019