Though his brain big, though mightiest of Asians, short, and small he is Ian is the beginning of a new race yet to come at the end of humanity
by Adolf Peterson February 15, 2021
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Get the Ian Gregory Behind The Backmug. A mental state of being in which removing all of ones clothing and engaging in uncomfortable conversation topics with a friend's mother after eating too much acid
by anonymous June 11, 2023
Get the Fried Ianmug. Ian is a fantastic lover. Hot body with lovable puppy eyes. He is disarming. It’s really hard to say no to him. He is romantic but also practical. He knows what he wants, so somehow he is hard to get.
Keep single for freedom and keep relationships for love. He is approachable but stubborn at the same time, which makes him not annoyed but charming.
He is the best sex partner EVER! The best call for every horny nights and the best wake-up alarm clock in the morning. You won’t be able to get enough sleep around him anyway.
It’s just great to be loved by Ian and spend time with him. Sometimes get hurt by his straightforwardnesses, but always be inspired by his love:).
Keep single for freedom and keep relationships for love. He is approachable but stubborn at the same time, which makes him not annoyed but charming.
He is the best sex partner EVER! The best call for every horny nights and the best wake-up alarm clock in the morning. You won’t be able to get enough sleep around him anyway.
It’s just great to be loved by Ian and spend time with him. Sometimes get hurt by his straightforwardnesses, but always be inspired by his love:).
Alice: STOP calling me GOUZI! You stupid IAN!
IAN: Sure, I will call you my beautiful princess for the rest of my life.
IAN: Sure, I will call you my beautiful princess for the rest of my life.
by Cooluobo November 23, 2021
Get the Ianmug. 