ian mccall

An American or Irish, you can't really tell, guy who punches people for a living, and he fucking punches them well.

Has the fanciest mustache the world has ever seen, and it is believed that that mustache has magical Irish powers as it stays in place even after 3 rounds of ruthless MMA.

Currently he fights in Japan because he loves sushi so much that he just had to go there.

Luke: Have you seen UFC last night?
John: Yes, Ian McCall kicked ass!

When used to refer to the mustache:
Peter: I'm thinking about growing an Ian McCall
Trevor: Don't, no one can manage to grow such a magical thing.

by Ike77 January 30, 2018

Ian

A kind man with incredible perseverance and outstanding humor

Almost never a cunt and when he is he makes up for it immediately so its fine

Wow he's so kind and gentle. What a guy.
Yeah, he's an Ian for sure

by zeigeistbitch July 2, 2018

Ian

that one boy that all the straight men secretly like. very cute :smirk:

"pffft, i dont like ian, im straight!"

by bappspsswgahawh June 30, 2023

Ian Wahl

The very epitome of a crackhead that wants to be like Eren Yeager but cant because he's not a drip king.

That Ian Wahl. He won't ever be a drip king

by Infurno July 26, 2021

Ian Gregory Behind The Back

When Mr. Ian Gregory fucked Miss Maddie Watters from behind and posted it on his Snapchat story.

Bro that’s some Ian Gregory behind the back type stuff.

by JoRamLovesMexicans September 26, 2022

Fried Ian

A mental state of being in which removing all of ones clothing and engaging in uncomfortable conversation topics with a friend's mother after eating too much acid

Tell your mom to lock her door, we have ourselves a Fried Ian situation.

by anonymous June 11, 2023

Ian Bitton

The actual general of the NBA 2k virtual event known as Gold Rush. He shuts the show down every time. He even helped that kid N3on secure a gold suit.

Yo Ian Bitton is the actual General.

by ParkCheeser September 11, 2020