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holding up a zero

i was holding up a zero and everyone thought I was cool.
by goawaybozo July 7, 2022
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Holding a loaf

when you have to take a massive shit during a video call and you can’t get off camera. It is often accompanied by signs of physical distress or appeasement.
I was on a management meeting the other day and my cousin appeared to be stroking something. Come to find out, he was trying to calm his dog who was holding a loaf and needed a run around the block to drop wolf bait.
by Mashpee Sal March 12, 2025
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Hold it while you pee

When your girl wants to hold your dick while you take a piss so that she feels a sense of control and feels closer to you.
Girl: “Baby can I hold it while you pee?”
Boy: “why would you want to do that”
Girl: “So we can move to the next part of our relationship and I can feel closer to you”

Girl 1: “Girl Dan let me hold it while he peed this morning!”
Girl 2: “that is a big step. He must love you
by Thickaz May 29, 2024
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Hold Me Back Guy

That one dude in every crew who acts like he's about to throw hands, but actually his toughest move is yelling "hold me back!" hoping his friends actually do "hold him back"
Jon said, "We need a Hold Me Back Guy to start a fight for no reason tonight"
by JJ💔LOVE August 3, 2024
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hold a girls hand day

Hold a girls hand day. that’s it.

“Hey are you gonna hold a girls hand today?”

“wdym?”

“It’s September 16th, you hold a girls hand today”
by slayythedayyy September 16, 2022
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HOLD MY POODLE (aka HOLD MY POOD)

“hold my stuff”, but this definition can only be used when you need both hands to rack gear or throw hands. only allowed to be used when in a group of your favourite people, because no one will understand otherwise
vic: “HOLD MY POODLE (aka HOLD MY POOD)”

abbey: *holds Vic’s stuff (aka gear, handbag, drink etc.)

everyone: *laughs
by KRAZYKATLADY101 February 6, 2024
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arch hold

A crossfit instructor renowned for forgetting to take a picture of the WOD board.
by Tehejs July 21, 2017
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