1. Really dirty and possibly forbidden sex acts that you are eager to try, but can't speak about directly because a literal description sounds way too awkward or embarrassing. Can also be used as a noun inferring that you would like to perform those dirty acts upon it.
by Altre November 20, 2013
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GIRL: Only if you have been keeping Captain Helmet clean!
GUY: I always protect him, lol.
GIRL: Only if you have been keeping Captain Helmet clean!
GUY: I always protect him, lol.
by PoolaRay October 31, 2013
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by jhizzal June 24, 2016
Get the red helmets mug.The ultimate trap-house located in north-west London. The only private school you will find with nos canisters in the bushes.
person 1:"Hey gurl you thinking of going to St.Helen's sixth form"
person 2: "Yeah gurl Reading festival pt.2"
person 2: "Yeah gurl Reading festival pt.2"
by onedaytingies October 13, 2019
Get the St.Helen's mug.1. Naturally occurring vaginal lubricant, produced when a woman is sexually aroused.
2. Artificial lubricant.
2. Artificial lubricant.
1. Man, Sharon was so horny, she was, like, just oozing helmet polish all over me!
2. Damn! Sharon wanted to butt fuck but she didn't have any helmet polish so I had to use spit. Gross!!
2. Damn! Sharon wanted to butt fuck but she didn't have any helmet polish so I had to use spit. Gross!!
by Luftgescheft October 13, 2008
Get the Helmet polish mug.The act of fucking a girl till climax and cumming in her eyes and ears. You then knock her out and when she wakes up, she won’t be able to see or hear.
by ESPO579 October 6, 2019
Get the The Hellen Keller mug.when a guy is fisting a girl and then does sign language inside of her ass hole or pussy (what ever he is fisting).
"so, last night i was fisting my girlfreind and i gave her the Hellen Keller Down Under Bananza, it was tight!"
by bsteavs January 20, 2007
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