Harris Lowe

The type of man that sweeps you up off your feet with his golden curtains being amplified by the glistening sunlight as it sways in the wind, tends to wear a Canada goose coat even in summer because he just doesn't care and is wearing his neon 95s if you get them dirty though they wont find your body for a week. Harris Lowes are men whose jawline becomes more defined by the day quickly rising to the spot of Number 1 Hotty in the world, his sigma male energy explodes off of him like blowing up someone's Minecraft house. He oils his 6 pack so that it glistens and so that no one can touch it for free as their hands slide off with the power of zeuses oil. The only way you will get to be close to a Harris Lowe is being ginger and called Hannah Mcnee and swooning him with immense interest and c h a r m.

Sam: Have you seen that hotty of a man he's DEFINATELY a Harris Lowe
David: OMG he makes me feel like the only man in the world when he looks into my eyes
Jake: *nuts all over his Canada goose*

by harrislowelover29 November 17, 2021

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Harry styles

the reason why i am still single

A: "i like you "
B: " sorry you're not harry styles"

by anonymous November 20, 2021

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Harry Penny

A Harry Penny is a male figure that appreciates everything in life, no matter how big or small. He is a man above all men, who can laugh and carry on with anyone he finds worthy of his time. He sprinkles sunshine on everyone worthy of the shine. At times a Harry Penny can be way over dramatic and he realizes and accepts this with an open mind and arms. The hatred for WiFi routers is very high with a Harry Penny. Also a Harry Penny’s back is very giving under hard work.

Dispatcher 1: I hope Harry is in a good mood when he comes in today. I really need a Harry Penny morning.

Dispatcher 2: God yes. I am bored as fuck. I need some sunshine. And a really good story.

by Person.forever September 5, 2021

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