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hard literature

Any piece of literature that is very addictive, keeping the reader from putting it down. It can also make the reader immediately want to buy the next volume in a series, if more exist.
"My friend loaned me the first books in the Transmetropolitan series and the Preacher series; they're so friggin' cool, I need to read more!"

"I know, that's some hard literature."
by commonflux November 29, 2012
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Dangle Hard

When you party hard and cannot get an erection do to the level of alcohol you consumed while partying...but still feel proud.
"Fist pumping is for your mom, we Dangle Hard muthafuka!"
by 13 Vans December 12, 2012
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hard shinzo

(n)

1. Any object that is abnormally hardcore or simply majestic in every way imaginable.
2. Any person that can be described with the aforementioned adjectives.
3. A tag that defines many of the maps in Halo Reach. This does not coincide with the first meaning however; this is a tag that simply means that the map exists and is played by many people.

(adj)

1. A word to describe the hardest of hardcore things.

{note: using the superlative forms of hard, i.e. harder, hardest, one can amplify the amount of hard shinzo used to modify the word they so choose}
1. Mark: "By golly, this pizza that I am placing into my face is very god-tier."
Bob: "Incorrect, my good friend. I am afraid that the pizza that we are now both placing into our faces is not god-tier, but hard shinzo."
Mark: "The hardest."

2. n00b: "lolololol chuck norris is sooooo ritechuss."
Guy with Sense: "I whole-heartedly disagree. Although Chuck Norris seems to be 'righteous', it is in fact a clever ruse. Everyone knows that Andrew Jackson, seventh president of the United States, is more hard shinzo than Chuck Norris ever could be." (note the usage as an adjective in this example)

3. Clever XBOX Live Vagrant: "It appears that this map is very widely downloaded. I will simply put this tag here and hope that everybody laughs at my cleverly placed joke. laugh."
by CountGlenn March 17, 2011
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Hard Hoser

When a man ejaculates with such force (usually from being pent up for a while) that the semen excreted is so powerful it looks like water coming out of a hose
I did a Hard Hoser to Hannah last night, Holy shit it was awesome
by Rionox January 24, 2023
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Railed hard

A action or expression, that describes a woman and\or man who has been fucked so hard and rough, that there pussy or cock has been destroyed.
Chris; how was last night?
Cassie; amazing I got railed hard.
by YOUR VEGINA February 13, 2023
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The hard goodbye

Before giving himself the hard goodbye, a strange tranquility washed over him. He finally understood the word acceptance and was ready to walk into the unknown.
by Dairo11 December 4, 2022
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Hard work

Hard work is like fucking Harvey Weinstein. Some people are willing to do it consensually but it's objectively gross and unpleasant. You can't say "no" to it and you kind of have to do it to make it anywhere in life. The results of doing it will undoubtedly vary because even after doing it the outcome is still dependant on the whim of a hairy bald faggot.
Hym "Hard work is like fucking Harvey Weinstein..."

Idiot "But you could do it if you really committed to it. There's no excuse. You don't have a better option. Just quit complaining and take that fat hairy bald faggot cock. If you're not willing to do it then you are where you deserve to be in life."

Hym "But not all of the people who do it reap the benefits of doing it and if I found a work-around you would try to stop me."

Idiot "Well, yeah, but you said a thing i dont like. I will kill you motherfucker."

Hym "Do... Do you see how you're not the good guy here right?"
by Hym Iam August 2, 2022
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