Hairy Turtle

A uncircumcised penis with a large bush.

I hooked up with this guy who totally had a hairy turtle.

by Turtley December 27, 2021

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Hairy Pawter

A name that most Harry Potter fans give to their stuffed animal, usually a dog or bear, sometimes even dressing it up as Harry Potter himself.
Some also use the name "Bairy Potter".

Mom: What did you get?
Ronald: It's my new teddy bear, his name is Hairy Pawter!

by Squirrel_Slapper April 2, 2022

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hairy giraffe

When you drop something and it get really hairy

Ahh damn my banana is a hairy giraffe

by GarlicBread69 April 4, 2022

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Hairies

A U.K. undercover agent, long hair maybe bleached blonde, in some cases abnormally tall due to HGH. Will suck a golf ball through a garden hose for intel. Gives away/ wants to buy drugs.

I’d stay away from those guys in a band who hang around the university, they are hairies.

by WiddleWaddle April 9, 2022

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