H.A.N.S. 

"Hollywood Action Ninja Star"

A term given to an individual that has achieved the Epitome of BadAss-ness.
Upon receiving this honor it becomes the individuals new name that those who are not as BadAss as the H.A.N.S. must call them by.

Steve: "Dude that guy just killed 93 ninjas, 24 pirates and balanced his checkbook!"

Bob: "Yeah, and he was drinking Dragon's blood from a can too."

Steve: "He is now our village's H.A.N.S.

H.A.N.S. by Jerm the H.A.N. September 8, 2008

h'ed 

To get high.The act of getting high/stoned etc

Lets go get h'ed. Man i was so h'ed last night i passed out.

h'ed by l.allan August 31, 2006

H/C 

Term used in fan fiction or reader insert stories where the reader is meant to insert their hair colour into the story to personalise the character

Their h/c hair swayed in the wind as they walked

H/C by Baileytheshiningstaroftheworld September 1, 2018

H-A-N-D 

When a friend goes to the bathroom, wish them well with: Have A Nice Dump

Howard: Hey Man, H-A-N-D
Larry: Thanks Dude

H-A-N-D by OKd For Ballot January 16, 2006

H-D 

Short for HONEY DIP - A female with a great body and a face to match it.

Hey man, look at that H-D over there, she would get it.

H-D by BigBalliNick March 10, 2007

H-L 

1. A person who goes on to forum sites (A.K.A Message boards) and post useless topics and/or post.

2. A person who changes his/her opinion on something said when verbally attacked by others.

Example #1
An H-L: I like popcorn.

Person: popcorn is fucking gross and gay.

An H-L: Yeah I hate it.

Example #2
An H-L: Hey forum check out this completely useless post.

H-L by sdglakjewflkjdalekwjf January 19, 2011

H.N.S. 

hard nipple syndrom

hahahhaha

"Damnnnnnnn its cold in here i got H.N.S. motha fuckaaaaaa"

H.N.S. by ReSa* April 16, 2006