gravy thief

A woman whose ultimate goal is to get pregnant without having to go to a fertility clinic. Specifically, the "thief" tricks the victim by convincing the man that she wants to have sex with him. Afterwards, she will attempt to recover the man's "gravy" from a used condom by sucking it into a syringe and injecting it directly into her vagina. She may or may not pursue her victim for child support if she's successful.

Poor Bob fell victim to a gravy thief. Now he has to pay child support for a kid that's being raised by a lesbian couple, that fight his requests for joint custody.

by bruuuh March 12, 2015

Gravy-Boating

Intentionally passing fecal matter in a shared bath or swimming pool.

Gravy-boating is becoming a popular past-time at the local swimming pool, it has had to close 3 weeks in a row.

by Disconazi March 16, 2015

Gravy

Anything of value that needs protection from outside influence.

1) I wish all these fools would stay outta my friggin gravy son! 2) The Taliban called and said for the U.S. to get the hell outta their gravy.

by GravyBoy July 12, 2015

guavagasm

A guavagasm is what happens when you orgasm to the wonderful fruit, guava.

Did you just guavagasm samantha?

by Dunnskies7 October 17, 2015

Gravy

to inject a drug; heroin

Tom"where's jerry at"
John"we just finished gravy"
Tom"thanks fir the invite

by Big daddy jerm June 27, 2016

gravy rub

At the completion of intercourse, the final, vigorous stroke as ejaculation commences.

Watching some cows mating, a farmer might saw "yep, there he goes, there's the gravy rub."

by Secretfrown May 30, 2016

gravy shart

When you eat a literal shit load of gravy. Usually biscuits and gravy but this will cause extreme stomach pains along with burning butthole muscles because of the stress of the butthole widening to release all of that shit that you ate.

#RIP butthole
Death by gravy shart

by SuperGranny69 March 16, 2016