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GobbleJob

When a man receives fellatio on Thanksgiving while sitting on a serving platter. Gravy is traditionally used as lube while the testicles rest in a bowl of cranberry sauce.

At the end of the gobblejob, the Tom is required to loudly emit a series of clucks, cackles, and gobbles signifying completion. At that time, the cranberry-stained scrotum should be draped across the Jennie's nose like a turkey's wattle.
I was such a good boy on Thanksgiving that my Jennie gave me a sloppy gobblejob whilst I sat on the dining room table.
by SikkFukk November 23, 2023
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GobbleJob

When a man receives fellatio on Thanksgiving while sitting on a serving platter. Gravy is traditionally used as lube while the testicles rest in a bowl of cranberry sauce.

At the end of the gobblejob, the Tom is required to loudly emit a series of clucks, cackles, and gobbles signifying completion. At that time, the cranberry-stained scrotum should be draped across the Jennie's nose like a turkey's wattle.
I was such a good boy on Thanksgiving that my Jennie gave me a sloppy gobblejob whilst I sat on the dining room table.
by SikkFukk November 23, 2023
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gobble buffer

Referring to a cock buffer.
Man: We need us a hungry gobble buffer for tonight!
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gobble buffer

A term referring a cock buffer.
Man: We need us a hungry gobble buffer for tonight!
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Gobbledybollocks

Noun

A fusion of "gobbledygook" and "bollocks," serving as a term to mock the use of pretentious, empty words and phrases, particularly within the realm of business jargon. Often employed to highlight language that sounds intelligent but lacks any real substance.
That corporate meeting was filled with gobbledybollocks – a symphony of buzzwords that left everyone scratching their heads.
by DaveRage December 28, 2023
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Gobbler

A doctor at AdventHealth Celebration who picks up a lot of patients.
Damn bro, Baby G is such a gobbler.”
by standardcord18 January 16, 2024
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Gobble snarze

damn bro you got the gobble snarze?
by mucas lemon January 18, 2024
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