Fainting Goat

n. A breed of pygmy goat that when exposed to a threatening stimulus, screams for a few second but then loses consciousness, further to locking its knees so they stand straight in the air while it rolls onto its back and "plays dead."

The fainting goat dropped to the ground when the horse in the adjacent stall bucked at the wall.

by FSRueful February 13, 2019

goat pussy

a woman that has sex with men back to back,

we arrived to the party so late nothing but goat pussy left.

by viable February 03, 2017

Goat rope

The person who has an achievement named after him called goat roped for beating halo combat evolved in under 3 hours on legendary difficulty with the help of his cat.

(in goat ropes twitch chat)"hey Mr goat rope can you help me get the goat roped achievement, it would be super cool to get it with the guy it was named after"
"Sure but only if you subscribe to everyone on twitch"

by Mindman21 December 18, 2019

GOATed-er

Word by JUAN.... More GOATed Than someone who Is also GOATed

Juan said to Al, “I’m GOATed-er than you”

by Seanparis August 30, 2020

goat run

When you pull your balls around your asshole, so then your balls are now by your ass.

I turned around and Ian showed me a good goat run.

by Hugh Geballs November 14, 2016

Goat Crawl

to crawl on your knees and one arm because the other arm is holding something, like maybe a gun.

I goat crawled my way up to a hill to get a good view of some pigs down below.

by Hunter3001 July 30, 2008

feltch a goat

An insult meaning "go have sex with a goat, then extract your seminal fluids with a straw. "

Brad says to Chad: "I fucked your mom last night!"

Chad says: "Go feltch a goat!"

Redneck kerfuffle ensues.

by Wordupyo! February 09, 2015