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glouze

verb; To transcend traditional conversation, and reach higher levels of communal thought. When glouzing, one rarely talks about actual people, places, or things. Most glouze sessions revolve around hypothetical situations and ideas. The use of drugs or alcohol is not necessary to glouze, but it does help a little. Most people that glouze don't realize they are glouzing, unless it's an intentional glouze. Much like improvisational acting, the key to glouzing is to keep the train going. Ideas need to bounce back and forth between people, creating the energy to keep conversation fluid and constant. No topic of conversation is denied passage. If an anti-glouzing agent, (like a cell phone, or a bro) is introduced, it must be removed completely. When you encounter people in full glouze mode, it's best to pull up a chair and listen for a few minutes before joining in. If you are not interested in glouzing, and would rather gossip or talk about your new work-out regimen, do not enter at all. The benefits of glouzing include: mind expansion, stronger relationships, heightened creativity, and good memories. The only side effect of glouzing is that normal conversation will seem much more boring and pointless in comparison.
I've got two beers in me, a few friends with me, a great sunset in front of me, and now I'm ready to glouze the night away.
by Cynthesizer May 14, 2013
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Gloncé

Glow like Beyoncé. Beyoncé is known for her glowing beautiful skin. (Popularised after Beyoncé's song 'Yoncé'. An alternative of telling a girl that they're extremely pretty and sexy like Beyoncé or that they have a glowing beauty/skin.
Example 1=
Boy- Damn bae, you're looking hot today. Are you wearing a halo? I could spot you from miles away.
Girl- Nah, it's my Gloncé.

Example 2=
Wow ! Nicole. You look so pretty;Totally Gloncé today. I'll have to up my Gloncé game ASAP.
by Mimsy2307 November 20, 2014
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Gluten Stoned

When you have too much gluten and you feel goofy. Synonym for food coma.
My friend ate a calzone and he's acting wierd, I think he might be gluten stoned.
by Fyerse April 16, 2015
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gliebs

A nickname given those who generally are faggots and act in a very smug and arrogant way. The person usually has ginger hair and is scrawny but there are some exceptions in which they are a strong muscular teenager or tween.
Person 1: "hey Gliebs"
Person 2: don't call me that, you know I don't like it"
Person 1: "it's not a bad thing, my friends call me Gliebs"
Person 2: "it's not the same and you know it"
by Glieberman May 14, 2015
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Glazed Peach

A glistening, wet pussy aka a Peach. One that's moist from sexual stimulation.
I got home tonight and found my girl in bed with a glazed peach.
by Eaton Holgoode May 2, 2016
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Global HEAWW day

Global HEAWW day is celebrated January 15 in honor of the verification of the word "HEAWW."
"Hey, do you want to go out for a few drinks tomorrow?"

"Sorry, I'm celebrating global HEAWW day tomorrow. Maybe next time!" HEAWW
by boostle January 15, 2017
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Gluower

Oi Isabel why did you through a glue stick at Charlotte stop being a gluower
by Char_.e January 19, 2017
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