Failed

Right but you failed because you suck and you're a retard who stole the idea of online banking and then stole a company and then stole AI.

Hym "And I didn't failed because I'm the greatest mind who has ever lived. I just did the thing I said I was going to do, immediately, with minimal effort. So... I guess fail less? Suck less? That doesn't mean you get to steal MY shit, cripple."

by Hym Iam July 13, 2025

umpic fail

When a sports officiator, especially an umpire, makes a controversial or obviously bad call. They fail, epically, as umpires.

What? Ump, are you blind? That was totally a ball! Stop calling them inside! What an umpic fail.

by Eli "The Myster" September 22, 2011

failed banger

A joke that is intended to make the whole group laugh, but instead brings silence and stares at you.

Ed: That was like when Obama was president!
Everyone:

Ted: Failed banger, Ed

by elpepeswan August 12, 2023

gifted fail

A mark on a test below a 90%.

"Dude I bombed this test "

"Really"

"yeah 87%"
"seriosly dude that's just a gifted fail"

by The-Poison-Muse December 17, 2016

Poop Bag Fail

A "Poop Bag Fail" refers to a situation where a dog poop bag tears or rips, resulting in the dog owner inadvertently coming into contact with their dog's waste on their hands and fingernails. Some of the newer dog bags are constructed from compostable materials that are thinner, lacking the sturdiness and durability typically associated with traditional poop bags.

The dog owner experienced another Poop Bag Fail after sensing a warmth and moisture through the poop bag, only to discover a significant tear in the bag.

by OG Design March 15, 2024

con qui fail d'aplomb

(acronym cqfd, but rarely used) : an offensive Quebec French phrase, which translated to English literally means an oafish, boorish, clumsy person who spectacularly fails at everything they do

(scene from Harry Potter and The Chamber of Secrets):

diary-released Tom Riddle : Harry, let me take you back in time, and show you who really opened The Chamber of Secrets the first time around.

Harry : who was he?

Tom Riddle: i am sure you would recognize him as Hagrid.

Harry: are you serious?Hagrid? But please don't qualify him as a con qui fail d'aplomb

by Sexydimma December 7, 2016

Epic Fail

The stupidest most pointless word in the English language...well maybe aside from lol....if you use this word someone will hack your head off with a machette.

Girl 1: lol epic fail
Girl 2: you suck

by yourjealousofme September 26, 2011