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Cumfort food

Yo them Oyster look proper Cumfort Food
by Call elated March 6, 2018
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food abortion

1.Two fingers down your trachea in your first trimester after ingesting a meal resulting in partially digested foods ending up in purses, sidewalks, car seats, commuter mugs, etc. Usually occurs in the first 10 minutes after intake.

2. The bulimia of 21st century.

3. Food toss to stay fit.

Not reccomended beyond 2nd trimester, usually after 20 minutes. Illegal in some countries.
Trisha: 'You look fabulous in those skinny jeans!'
Donna-Marie: 'Thanks, Trisha, I just had a food abortion.'
Trisha: 'Ok, I'll see you at the cafeteria later.'
by Lynda Willis October 7, 2013
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food shui

The art of plating ones food in such a way that it brings harmony, balance, and maximum yum factor. Food shui can also be achieved by the arrangement and order of ingredients (ie: bun, patty, cheese, lettuce, tomato, onion, bun VS. bun, tomato, onion l, patty, lettuce, cheese, bun).
While Howzer was taking photos for food porn, food shui could not be achieved until after he placed the quarters of grilled zucchini slightly on and next to the neatly piled cheddar mashed potatoes, and then gently placing the NY steak atop the potatoes and beside the zucchini.
by Howzer79 May 23, 2015
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Street Food

Food that is prepared and cooked by vendors on the streets. Some street food are awful and unsanitary, while others serve really amazing food. It really all depends on where you're from.

- If you live in a heavily populated country (e.g. China, India, Brazil) then most street food is low-grade stuff sold in -shoddy food carts by a scruffy-looking old man that you'd likely avoid. Of course there are exceptions.

- If you live in the middle-east, then you will experience some of the most authentic street food that's representative of the culture there.

- If you live elsewhere in the world, mainly first world countries, then you will love street food without a doubt. Here in Canada we have BeaverTails which sells fried dough pastries; they are seriously good. Many street food here are from food trucks, usually at a special event or carnival, and caters to the foodies. YMMV, but I love street food of any kind, even commonplace hot dog stands.

For the most part, street food is some pretty good stuff that you'd eat on rare/unique occasions.
Friend: Hey wanna check out that local event our city is having?
Me: That depends, will there be street food?
Friend: Yess
Me: Yo poggers, let's go then!
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian January 12, 2022
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food hog

By way of example: If there are eight slides of pizza for four people (each person getting two slices of pizza in a fair world), a food hog would be the person that ends up eating more than his or her fair share of food. In this case, this would be more than two slices of pizza, eaten with intent and greed, but as important, without the consent of others sharing in.
"Rick two an extra slice of pizza. Someone is going to end up with one less slice of pizza. Rick is such a food hog.
by Gator_Chicago November 26, 2017
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food tunnel

Describes oneself or another person as a means of indiscriminate food passage, and usually for large amounts of it. Not complimentary.
Judith, you're a food tunnel. I've cooked all day and you come in here stinking of McDonald's.
by ideefixe January 5, 2013
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Regret food

When you eat a food knowing that there will be serious consequences in the bathroom
SHELLFISH GIVE ME THE SHITS BUT IM GOING BALLS DEEP.
No the regret food will be too much
by HeavyDynamite December 25, 2022
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