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Female orgasm app

Remember when I said that women are full of shit and don't know what's going on down there anyways?
Hym "Well NOW... There's a female orgasm app (I can't remember the name) and the SALES PITCH... IS LITERALLY THE THING I SAID! Have you seen the commercial? Have you see the ad? If you have and you know who I am then you know that I am CORRECT A-FUCKING-GAIN!!! And now there's an app to help you become like me! It's like the fruit from the tree of knowledge. You can use that app to become like ME. A person who isn't completely full of shit! Isn't that nice? But you'll only 'be like me' in the 'not full of shit' sort of way. You won't be a genius. You won't be better than everyone. And you CERTAINLY won't be always-right. Only I can be thoughs things. So... Yeah. Buy the app. And take my money and let me hit it."
by Hym Iam September 22, 2023
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Female Dad

The female version of a mother fucker. Or, as some may say, the female version of a male parent/father/dad
Who's that?
Damb, that's female dad
by Sir Leaky Bum October 1, 2021
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Female presenting nipple

A crime against humanity, how DARE on my FAMILY FRIENDLY tumblr picture sharing and viewing site.
None shall show Female presenting nipple
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female anxiety

The 1:1 relationship between the complex numbers wave-function collapses in the triene-function and the internal corners of the hypermodular Fauvic point.

The fear a woman had that her son will become a property owner.

The lines running between the wave-function collapses and the Fauvic corners are black.
Female anxiety is a mother's sexual fear about son.

The son will experience this anxiety as scarcity-in-a-supply-chain rather than competition in the mode-of-patriarchy.
by flightfacilities May 13, 2022
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female dog

An actual definition of one of the most iconic cuss words: bitch
Guy 1: Have you seen the new girl? She's such a female dog.
Guy 2: Yeah. I hate her. Why does she always wear mismatched shoes?
by Pannwinner1 May 4, 2023
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Female

Female
by CurrentFlow34 March 20, 2023
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