Failed Poon

The failure to receive poon. Poon is vagina. Failed Poon is to get no poon or shitty poon.

Danny Divito got some failed poon last night. I tried to help

by papabearmustache January 13, 2011

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epic fail

My thinking I'd have an epic romance with certain guys only to find out they want to ignore me. EPIC FAIL.

epic fail failure played loser epic powned

by Epic failage April 11, 2011

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Fail Cake

Fail Cake is a verb meaning to fail or be utterly horrible at something.

Yeah she fail caked hard...

by drumingandstuff April 25, 2011

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Fail Frog

someone who runs into a door in the dark while attempting to take a poop.

dudee, this girl just fell outside the bathroom door!

Ahh, she's such a fail frog!

by xxxxChastick November 28, 2010

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Party Fail

Is defined as when you are drinking from a bottle, and its only a little left, the host of the party has to finish it as a shot

Its your room, you gotta do the party fail

by pikevilleguy December 13, 2010

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Roof fail

A fail that involves a roof failing to protect what is under. Made popular December 12, 2010 after the roof of The Hubert Humphery Metrodome failed keep out the snow.

Saints fan: I'm glad we didn't have a roof fail like the Vikings. They have to play in Detroit!

Brett Farve: Where did the Saint play after Katrina? In a Tiger Stadium? You had a City-wide fail!

Saints fan: Who won the Super bowl Bitch?

by Vikings 2011 SB Champs December 14, 2010

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