Skip to main content

Facebook Whore

1) A person who abuses facebook by writing on numerous amounts walls, having long conversations on walls that should be done on MSN or facebook chat, playing games and doing quizzes. These people fill everyone's news-feeds and its very annoying.

2) As you sign into Facebook and go on your newsfeed, expecting to see stuff that actually concerns you. But you see that one Facebook whore who has commented on everything that they see and having petty conversations such as; I MISS YOU, OMG I LOVE YOU SO MUCH. And no one cares, nor wants to see it!

3) Also known as an "Akki"
"DALIA! stop being such a Facebook Whore! We don't want to see your annoying conversions and shit."
by jack257 April 20, 2009
mugGet the Facebook Whoremug.

facebook stalking

The act of creeping on facebook for any of multiple reasons. This could include trying to catch someone in a lie, obsessing over an ex or old friend, being bored late at night, or even literally STALKING. Almost anything one does can be considered facebook stalking while on facebook. The many things you can creep on include pictures, wall-to-walls, videos, information, recent friends, etc. To go even further, one may call this "creepbook stalking"
"Who is that?"
"I'm not sure i came across her album through my brothers cute friends tagged pictures."
"So you're facebook stalking..."
"basically."
by baberuth7417 November 8, 2009
mugGet the facebook stalkingmug.

sleep-facebooking

when you get on Facebook so early in the morning and change your status (etc) and don't remember it later on in the day
Person 1: Wait, I don't remember putting this status up here...

Person 2: Were you sleep-facebooking again??
by crazydrummajor April 1, 2009
mugGet the sleep-facebookingmug.

facebook fantasizing

obsessing about a facebook "friend", when in reality the other person is way out of your league and usually happily married.
Lisa: Yea, David wrote this really weird, intimate post on my facebook wall...he barely even knows me!!

Miss: ugh..he's totally facebook fantasizing about you...
by bigmissy April 16, 2010
mugGet the facebook fantasizingmug.

Facebook dinner

A TV dinner such as Hungry Man or Swansons that is consumed while browsing Facebook.
Just relaxing at my desk eating a Facebook dinner.
by idmoment September 11, 2009
mugGet the Facebook dinnermug.

Facebook Hot

When someone looks good on Facebook, but looks like crap in real life.
Jim: Man, that Jen girl is hot!

John: Nahh, she's only Facebook Hot man.
by jimjammarama February 25, 2011
mugGet the Facebook Hotmug.

Facebook Quickie

In the absence of good porn, logging on to facebook and masturbating to pictures of your more attractive "friends". Has proven to be more popular than porn for those lacking morals.

Facebook Quickies occur when careless people post provocative pictures.
"Dave is appearing offline because he doesn't want you to interrupt his Facebook Quickie"

"Sarah must want guys jackin' it to her image because she is wearing a bikini in almost all her pictures"
by noraadivad November 12, 2009
mugGet the Facebook Quickiemug.

Share this definition