Eric Dump

a dump in a hosts toilet that ends up choking the bowl leaving one to either have to flush ten times ater busting up the stool into digestable pieces,or plunging the piss out of it.

"dude, every time,EVERY TIME, i take a "ERIC DUMP" in my wifes moms toilet, i end up choking the bowl and i either have to flush ten times ater busting up the stool into digestable pieces,or plunging the piss out of it.Either way i'm there sweating,wondering if i should grab the thing with my hands and toss it out the window"

by Williamsboy January 31, 2008

Eric

One who is a complete narcissist thinks he knows everything about everything when truly it is entirely a general knowledge likes fast hondas even though his is godly slow and is very indecisive but is ocd about the little things like his penis that is due to fall into the abyss due to sex with skuts someone who likes it strictly in the butt

STOP BEING SUCH AN ERIC IT DOESN'T MATTER HOW I SPELL V-TEC

YOUR AN ERIC IF YOU PUNCH A HOLE IN THE WALL DUE TO A DIRTY SKUT NAMED LEILA

by its V-TECH April 8, 2010

Eric

Eric is the dumbest person you'll ever meet.

Eric whats 10+9?
21?

by bobbbbyyyycash January 17, 2019

Eric

An Eric is a roommate during college that refuses to do anything productive. Common traits include, but are not limited to:

1. failing all classes
2. never going to class
3. waking up at 4PM
4. disappearing until the early morning.
5. drinking profusely

My roommate is such an Eric, I swear he isn't going to get anywhere in life.

by dictionary August 30, 2008

Erick

An Eric usually turns gay after 10 years old. When he founds out he's ugly he finds out he wants to fuck dudes right from behind

Wow erick is so ugly. I think he's gay

by Jojopercion July 21, 2018

My buddy eric

The phrase “My buddy Eric” originated from a TikTok trend in which users would record themselves doing odd things with the caption, “Y’all the first to see” or something like that. Eg “Y’all the first to see a buzz lightyear action figure be dipped in chic fil a sauce.” This trend then lead to people commenting things like “My buddy Eric saw this first.”, even though it was very odd. This then became popular in internet culture, and My buddy Eric became a household name.

“Nah my buddy Eric saw this first”

by memesplainer January 23, 2022

Eric

A lame ass man that can't get shit together if his life depended on it. His poor manners, tasteless clothes, and bad hygiene are his most notable attributes. Women might want to know him at first, but as soon as they get to know him, they RUN for the hills! He acts shy and sweet, but can be a real pain in the ass. Hell he likes it in the ass too! He might ask you on a second date, but he will most likely stick with the bill like the 1st date! Erics are usually short, bald, annoying, clingy, broke, and have notorious bad breath. They're moody, stupid, classless, hating, and often rant on social media about pointless bitchy things. Eric's are tend to have the smallest dicks in the world.

Tanya- "I dated an Eric once, he had the smallest baby dick ever!"

Sandy- "Erics are so fucking annoying and pretentious. It must be related to their small dick and godawful bad breath! Yuk!"

Carlos- "Erics give the worst head ever! All they want to do is bitch about their bad luck and areven the lamest fucks."

Lisa - " Crying ass Lil attention whore bitch! Smell bad ashape fuck and his food is even worse! Just a sad little man.."

Now that's a fucked up looking Eric.

Hey hoe your worse than that ratchet ass Eric.

by Yobigdickdaddy January 16, 2017