by Zookeeper1 September 19, 2017
Get the EVACULATION mug.Evan is a sexy lad who feeks all the beaurs and can be funny or a dope. He is also the one stupid loud fella who can't keep his mouth shut talking to beaurs in class. To sum it up Evan is ONE BIG SEXY MONGO , so always go out with Evan if he ask's you.
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by EvanJames January 16, 2020
Get the EvanJames mug.A social technique, where a person is liked regardless of his dubious actions because he is cute and/or looks innocent.
Tom: How come everyone feels sorry for Nathan, he just punched a girl
Rob: Its because he cried, its part of the Evans Paradox
Rob: Its because he cried, its part of the Evans Paradox
by RedDragonDaviez March 8, 2009
Get the The Evans Paradox mug.The coolest and sexiest dude you will ever meet. HAVE YOU SEEN HIS ABS LIKE WTF HOW CAN SOMEONE BE THIS HOOOOT! ;D. He is also the sweetest most heart felt person; he is so funny, wholesome kind and overall someone who I would just love to be in the same room in. Chris Evans is so inspiring and amazing please support him, his movies and most importantly his dog Dodger. Just omg I love him so much <3!!!!!!
person 1: ‘omg is that the sexiest, funniest, kindest man you have ever seen?’
person 2: ‘If it’s Chris Evans, you bet it is! ;)’
person 2: ‘If it’s Chris Evans, you bet it is! ;)’
by I love Chriiiiiiis December 21, 2020
Get the Chris Evans mug.Evan - The sexiest man name ever invented, because in 2 syllables, you have "E" (a common party drug), and "Van" (a common fuck spot). Definitely a sexy name all around.
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