cosmic dump

A bowel movement of universal proportions

Excuse me for a minute, I feel a cosmic dump coming on.

by Chrispitters August 6, 2018

Booty dump

The biggest poo you will ever have in your life it is basically your ass hole ripping and making a bigger hole

I had a booty dump just now it hurt so much man

by Kenziejoann16 February 6, 2019

Trump Dump

Spreading your ass cheeks upon one’s head while taking a shit in smearing it across the front of the head in the form of a toupee

I spread my ass cheeks and gave her a huge Trump Dump. It was awesome, she loved it.

by Shattenberg September 21, 2018

Pump and Dump

When wanting to leave a conversation but don’t know how to end it.

Welp Steve, I don’t want to pump and dump, but the oven is on.

by Tibby89 August 20, 2022

Dump fuck

1. Having sex with the person you broke up with.
2. Having sex while taking a dump.

1. “Hey I heard you and Shayla broke up. Yeah man but we’re on our like third dump fuck of the day so it’s all good “
2. The dump fuck sex was great but we both had diarrhea…dump fuck-ception. 😎

by KnuttyElder August 26, 2022

Dump Week

the time of the week in college semester, where your professors dumps the hardest assignments on the students.

Nolan: Hey Hayden are you free next week?

Hayden: Sorry man I can't, next week is dump week.

by Ciph ili buster April 24, 2022

Sumo Dump

When you have to take a shit so massive you take your shirt off in preparation of the upcoming struggle. So you dump while looking like a sumo wrestler.

I had tacos late last night with so much hot sauce i had to sumo dump when i woke up.

by 15th round April 29, 2022